Steve
Mostly Harmless
"If you can't swim" is an actual straw man. Watching a kid drown when you CAN swim, is feckless and cowardly. It goes without saying that you're doing so at some risk to yourself.I'm saying if you can't beat a gang of people up then don't try to do it.
If you can't swim and there's no way to help the child then what else are you going to do? Jump in the water and drown with the kid? What does that accomplish. You'll do that just so someone can call you "heroic" News flash when you die none of that matters.
Also doing something just for the sake of being seen as "heroic" is also stupid.
But you are right. An aikidoka who doesn't fight literally can't lose a fight. Just like a person who never gets into water literally can't drown. Whether they can fight or can swim becomes irrelevant.
Which brings us back to drinking coffee and eating donuts. My donuts are great at preventing drowning... Provided you stay away from water.