You know you've become a karate pitbull when....

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KenpoGirl

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10. As your classmate withers in pain on the floor, you fantasize about the quickest way to put him out of his misery.
9. Over skilled, not over-kill tell that to the poor slob you just waxed!
8. When all your injuries heal, you go through withdrawals.
7. You view new students as fresh meat.
6. You look forward to working another technique line.
5. You eagerly volunteer to be the instructors dummy.
4. You believe the technique endings are too short.
3. You enjoyed your last promotion test.
2. The orthopedic surgeon starts paying you a finders fee.
1. 3 Words... Pain is Joy.

:rofl:
 
Originally posted by KenpoGirl

5. You eagerly volunteer to be the instructors dummy.

:rofl:

I am horribly guilty of this one. Ask arnisandyz :).

I think it helps that I've learned how to fall, so if I am tossed around, I don't get knocked unconcious. Instead, I look at it as a pleasant ride.

Or maybe I'm just a friggin' weirdo.

Cthulhu
 
Originally posted by KenpoGirl
5. You eagerly volunteer to be the instructors dummy.

That's definitely me. If I can't feel it, I don't believe it--plus feeling it let's me understand it better. I always want to be the dummy.
 
Uhmmmmmmmm

I just saw myself in all of them. Is that bad?
 
Originally posted by KenpoGirl

10. As your classmate withers in pain on the floor, you fantasize about the quickest way to put him out of his misery.
9. Over skilled, not over-kill tell that to the poor slob you just waxed!
8. When all your injuries heal, you go through withdrawals.
7. You view new students as fresh meat.
6. You look forward to working another technique line.
5. You eagerly volunteer to be the instructors dummy.
4. You believe the technique endings are too short.
3. You enjoyed your last promotion test.
2. The orthopedic surgeon starts paying you a finders fee.
1. 3 Words... Pain is Joy.

:rofl:

Lets see what friends do we see in this category as well

10. Jaybacca
9. uncle Chocolate
8. Me
7. All of us
6. All of us
5. Gou or Me
4. Uncle chocolate
3. Gou
2. All of us
1. All of us

I guess us Canadains are a bunch of sadists
 
Originally posted by Rob_Broad



Lets see what friends do we see in this category as well

10. Jaybacca
9. uncle Chocolate
8. Me
7. All of us
6. All of us
5. Gou or Me
4. Uncle chocolate
3. Gou
2. All of us
1. All of us

I guess us Canadains are a bunch of sadists

I knew it! I'm a Canadian.

--Dave Eh
 
Hey, being Canadian doesn't make me a sadist, eh! LMAO! Unless ya count forcing the (gasp) Yanks and Aussies to listen to our sidesplittingly hilarious (to us) Canadian humour!
 
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