Whitty One Liners
- Thread starter ppko
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haha these are great!
I read all 20 pages of these, some of them were repeated quite a few times, My personal favorites:
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
Stupidity got us into this mess...why can't it get us out?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Sometimes you open your mouth and stupid just falls right out...
The difference between light and hard is you can sleep with a light on
If at first you donÂ’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!!
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
It always feels better when it stops hurting.
A truly wise person never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups
You can't have manslaughter without laughter
When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough get out of jury duty.
If God dropped acid...would he see people...?
I had to drive officer I was to drunk to walk
The difference between a porcupine and a BMW is the porcupine has the pricks on the outside
uglydawg
White Belt
Man with penis in peanut-butter jar is ********** nuts.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.
Man who stands on toilet, is high on pot.
Life isn't like a box of chocolates ...... It's more like a jar of
Jalapeños. What you do today might burn your *** tomorrow.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.
Man who stands on toilet, is high on pot.
Life isn't like a box of chocolates ...... It's more like a jar of
Jalapeños. What you do today might burn your *** tomorrow.
Sarah
Senior Master
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
***NEWSFLASH***
Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ÂŁ1
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
***NEWSFLASH***
Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ÂŁ1
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Chronuss, you cant give away the dollar I gave YOU not to reproduce.
Technopunk said:
:rofl:
hehehe
