:chuckles: THe side-of-the-car issue was responsible for the creation of a song

. To clarify (or muddy) the waters, the side that took the damage was what would be the Passenger side in a road vehicle, which is the Left if you are sitting in the car or the Right if you are looking at it from the front :lol:.
Not really a song, but a parody of a parody of the epic poem The Song of Hiawatha (however I'm not so clever to make it fit Trochaic tetrameter).
"When he killed the Mudjokivis,
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside,
Made them with the skin side outside.
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside;
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside.
That's why he put the fur side inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside outside.[SUP][/SUP][SUP]"[/SUP]