The Last Person Thread - 3.0

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Long day. Some AC/DC in my very near future.
 
Not bad tonight. Not looking at anybody and thinking they might die, at least, so that's a good sign.
 
So, I looked at the bed and it looked back.................. yes this is my new immediate future.
 
So I shouldn't have said things were going well at work...

A 4.5 hours extraction for a guy who thought climbing a waterfall in the dark while drunk was a good idea.

Just in case it needs to be said: it's not.
 
Oh my...........

Are they going to teach me waterfall extraction in my Wilderness First Aid class? :D

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So I shouldn't have said things were going well at work...

A 4.5 hours extraction for a guy who thought climbing a waterfall in the dark while drunk was a good idea.

Just in case it needs to be said: it's not.

I saw some good ones back in my days as hospital security but that.... I had not seen

The drunken Turkey hunter who shot himself in the foot comes to mind....and the guy who came in because he was dead (yes his complaint was he was dead) but he had Tabasco sauce in his pocket for moisture...and of course the drunk who got tired and went home to sleep....sadly he miscalculated and the car that hit him while he was lying in the road, made him aware of that (surprisingly he survived with minor injuries) and of course the drunk who was getting a ride home and was certain he was home and got out of the car....while it was still moving (He also survived and all he had was dislocated fingers)

I got a million of them, but I am fairly sure they would come as no surprise to you :)
 
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