The Last Person Thread - 3.0

[The Last Legionary]

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them.
The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.
The second guy says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that bear."
"I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says, "I just need to outrun you."

:lol:

 

[The Last Legionary]

Yeah. How you're posting fingers feeling Mr. K?

Frisky! Mrow!


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

 

[The Last Legionary]

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

 

[The Last Legionary]

ok. I'm tired now. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 1 seconds.

Really? Really? Well, fine. But if this cialis wears off, I'm suing!

 

[Carol]

Oh gawd I can see it now. You'll be showing up in court in a T-shirt saying "I Am The Man From Nantucket"

 

[granfire]

A bad case of the munchies:
http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/thieves-steal-5-tons-nutella

 

[Dirty Dog]

There once was a man from Stanbul,
Who complained of red streaks on his tool.
Said the Doctor, a cynic,
Get OUT of my clinic!
Try lipstick remover you fool...

 

[Steve]

There once was an incomplete limerick...


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[arnisador]

Freaking windy here tonight. Later: blizzard.

 

[Dirty Dog]

An art buff in London named Snow,
Accosted a fortnight ago,
Is said to have quipped,
When the flasher unzipped,
Your exibit's well hung Sir, Good show!

 

[arnisador]

Six lines. Limerick fail.

 

[Dirty Dog]

Erroneous <CR> removed.
Limerick WIN!

A certain young hooker in Babylon,
Decided to lure all the rabble on.
By raising her skirt, and dropping her shirt,
Provided a market to dabble on!

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

Amount varies, but all the political stuff should be in The Study. It's heaviest when there's an election or some hot issue.

Of course, the serious issues like Pizza Toppings, and Wing Sauces are always ignored during campaign season.

Meant when clicking on "new posts", but I guess its just a hot time politically for some reason right now. Oh well, time to forget about that XD

 

[Yondanchris]

up late editing websites, listening to ZZTop, and getting ready for a funeral tomorrow!

 

[Sukerkin]

Still too sick to go to work but well enough to work at home - fire up the ConfigPro laptop, Captain ... and someone fetch me some Engineering trousers!

 

[Dirty Dog]

Still too sick to go to work but well enough to work at home - fire up the ConfigPro laptop, Captain ... and someone fetch me some Engineering trousers!

Engineers wear trousers?

 

[Sukerkin]

:lol: Keeps out the draughts.

 

[seasoned]

Still too sick to go to work but well enough to work at home - fire up the ConfigPro laptop, Captain ... and someone fetch me some Engineering trousers!

Don't forget your coffee, opps I meant to say (tea)................

 

[Bob Hubbard]

CoffeeTea, a hybridized and some will say weaponized version of classic breakfast drinks. 2x the caffeine, 3 times the jitters, and a taste that would kill a badger!

 

[Sukerkin]

Nooo! Badgers are cute!