The Last Person Thread - 3.0

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:grins: A bit late now! I don't reckon they'll take kindly to me returning an empty bottle and saying "That was horrible!" :lol:.

LOL, you'll never know!

a friend of my sister's once wrote a letter of complaint to a chocolate manufacturer, after he finished the bar, complaining about the raisin in his hazelnut chocolate....do I dare say they apologized profusely and send him an assortment of chocolates from their company?
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Working tonight. But I bet Arni won't bring me any double chocolate ice cream today, either.
 
Had steak, rice, carrots, orange cauliflower and salad for dinner. Frozen vanilla yogurt with raspberry chocolate truffle pinot noir sauce on top.
 
I just ate a clementine. Still waiting for Arni to show up with ice cream...
 
I have only your best coronary interests at heart. Besides, today it was Cookies N Cream.

1 - My total cholesterol is about 170.
2 - My LDL is about 60.
3 - I have had a chest CT looking for pulmonary mets, and (thanks to contrast dye) it showed that my coronary arteries are widely patent.
4 - I'm just down the hall from the cath lab, just in case.
5 - Get your *** in here with some double chocolate ice cream!
 
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Get your *** in here with some double chocolate ice cream!

Dude, with stats like that you should go straight for the pizza! Eh, not that there's any decent pizza in this town...we go up to Castle Rock for Parry's Pizza to get something acceptable.
 
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