The Last Person Thread - 3.0

[Bob Hubbard]

At $30 a seat I'm not sure how much they lost on me....but I made em fight for it.

 

[ETinCYQX]

Female friend of mine was getting hit on in the gym. She has a bigger deadlift than most of the body building bench monkeys there now

 

[Dirty Dog]

That's the beauty of this thread. It's never the wrong one.

Posting from work.... don't tell the hospital admin...

 

[yak sao]

My wife rescued 3 kittens from her grandmother's farm and brought them home to live in our barn.
This week all three of them had kittens..........anybody want a cat?

 

[Dirty Dog]

We already have three cats. I'm not even sure why...

 

[seasoned]

Nobody can have just one cat, they multiply at night while we sleep..........

 

[Dirty Dog]

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

 

[seasoned]

oops, sorry, wrong thread.

That's the beauty of this thread. It's never the wrong one.

Posting from work.... don't tell the hospital admin...

Never the wrong one, I like that one alot.................

 

[Bob Hubbard]

I've got 3 cats, a bearded dragon and a wife. I'm lucky I get to decide anything around here.

 

[Dirty Dog]

So you're forcing me to post from work to stay on top. If I get fired, I'm sending my kids college tuition bills to YOU.

We have 5 in college right now, so maybe I ought to do that anyway...

 

[Bob Hubbard]

I'm living on what I make from MartialTalk. You guys are lucky I can afford fresh tea bags each month in the SM lounge.

I mean, you didn't really think those were pretzels did you?

 

[Dirty Dog]

Tea bags? TEA BAGS????
Come on. We know you're raking it in hand over fist from MT. Shell out for some real drinks. Or at least a box of chicken McNuggets...

 

[Bob Hubbard]

We're so poor, I have to blow bubbles through a straw for an hour just to make the soda fizzy.

 

[Dirty Dog]

That comment reminds me a discussion we've been having on a SCUBA site. Concerning the effects of pressure at depth on farts. Due to the pressure, the question revolves around whether the fart will be a tiny bubble that expands to normal dimensions by the time it reaches the surface, or a normal bubble that will expand to gigantic dimensions at the surface. And also on what effect it could have on your bouyancy it gets trapped in your wetsuit...

 

[Bob Hubbard]

My experience was that a good sized ripper would expand a bit, but a little poot would barely be noticeable. For buoyancy to be effected I think it would have to be a real giant one, the type that if done in bed could end your marriage. Then it's only matter if it got trapped in your boot.

 

[Dirty Dog]

Unless it's trapped in a dry suit in a cave or wreck penetration, where unintended verticle movement of 6" is considered groups for ridicule....

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Cave diving....would leave evidence of 'emissions'. lol

 

[Dirty Dog]

Woman in the ER who is waayyyyyy crazy. But she will calm down if we talk to her about food. She's writing me a recipe for jello cake. It's either that or sedate her...

 

[seasoned]

Let me know how the jello cake comes out............

 

[Dirty Dog]

I'm not crazy enough to follow a recipe given to me by someone in the psych hall...

"Take one box lime jello, one box Betty Crocker Yellow Cake and the blood of a virgin..."