The Last Person Thread - 3.0

[arnisador]

I just officiated my first wedding - a lesbian couple! I'm stoked!

Excellent!

 

[grumpywolfman]

Insomnia :hb:

 

[grumpywolfman]

 

[SahBumNimRush]

I don't understand why all the school systems are closing around me.. . It's only a little bit of snow, it used to take a blizzard to close, now if there's more than an inch they close. It's starting to get ridiculous! My school's policy is that if public school closes we cancel classes for that evening, but now I'm starting to rethink that policy.

 

[Xue Sheng]

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine

 

[SahBumNimRush]

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine

Now that would make this Tuesday more bearable.. .

 

[SahBumNimRush]

Although, I'm not sure my patients would appreciate it.. .

 

[Xue Sheng]

That is when you revert to saying "stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl, jump" while you stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl, jump.

 

[granfire]

what? still staggering?

 

[Xue Sheng]

my glass is getting shorter on whiskey ice and water

 

[granfire]

my glass is getting shorter on whiskey ice and water

and the arrow in your knee prevents you from refilling....

 

[Xue Sheng]

No

I’m dizzy drunk and fightin on tequila white lightnin

 

[Carol]

So join me for a drink boys......

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[Carol]

We're gonna make a big noise....

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[ks - learning to fly]

oh man....here we go...... lol

 

[seasoned]

Warm milk.............

 

[Dirty Dog]

Black Cherry MIO. Or as Sue calls it, Crack Berry.

 

[granfire]

local wine...really weird....


now if Avast stopped being stupid...

 

[arnisador]

Dudes!

 

[granfire]

Dudettes...