Fing Fang Foom
Green Belt
Hi everyone, new to the forum and I have enjoyed reading your posts about TKD and especially the posts about all your wonderful TKD kids and the joys that come from watching them do well and also learning about the sorrows that come from finding out they no longer have the "passion" they once had in some cases.
FFF is a long time forum junkie :lol:
Have lots of experience puttin' down the blah blah blah that people love to read or yak about or hate in some cases. I have a lot of experience when it comes to "Youth sports" and the CP's (crazy parents) that are associated with them. (me being one of them)
When your DS (darling son) at 5 years old laces up his first pair of air Jordan's and at his first rec game at the 'Y' he scores all 6pts for the 'little slammers' in a 6-0 'route' of the home town 'dribbling dynamos' it in no way means he will be the next LeBron.... BUT, you never know!
Or when your DD (darling daughter) can juggle a ball 100 times at the age of 7 and she scores 10 goals for the 'purple dragons' in their big match against the 'red hot chillipeppers' in her first 5v5 rec game of soccer, it in no way means she will be the next Mia Hamm... BUT, you never know!
So, in the spirit of ALL the CPs out there in the world who love to watch their children reign supreme in youth sports, or comfort them when they realize they are not the next prodigy this on-going yarn is for you.... I decided to call it the Chronicles of Lil' Tiger; Hope you enjoy!
**note-FFF knows absolutly nadda about the martial arts (except what I learned from Master Po in the 70's on TV, so please forgive my stupidity in a lot of things I may say now or in the future) :lol:
Part 1 ~ From the Womb to the Do Jang
Lil' Tiger came into this world under a 'good sign', both mom and dad were born during the "Year of the Dragon" (one 1964 and the other 1976) so this had to be a good thing, right? Well, being a loving family who worshipped their only child at the time hence forth known in these pages as DK (dragon kid) who was born in '94. They had their hands full with a soccer prodigy (their next Mia) and also a kid who was a natural performer/singer (their next American idol) :lol:
Twelve long years they watched their 'only child' prosper and grow working her way up from the scoring machine of the pitch to her state's ODP (Olympics development program). Winning State championships along the way and traveling the west coast of the states showing off their little dynamo.... And then it happened. After many many years of doctor's telling mom she would never have another child there was a 'little spirit' inside her that could no long wait to come out.... so after a twelve year draught in mommy's womb an early spring day brought forth the next member of their happy family ............ Lil' Tiger was born!
The whole family was so very happy and felt very blessed that Lil' Tiger was among them. Cute as a button she came out kicking and screaming into this world (hey, another good sign right? :lol. Lil' Tiger though was not the same calm baby her big sister was though she was our 'little monster'
Mom and Dad spent many nights listening to her screams and she seemed to enjoy depriving them of a good nights sleep for the first year or so. At less than 6 months old she let her fury be felt as she screamed for almost 19 hrs straight in a car trip to Las Vegas :vu: :vu: (to watch her older sis in a soccer tournament of course), and she kept showing her different ways the first 2 1/2 years of life. Always demanding, quick tempered, violent for no reason and liked to punch you in the face when you were not looking, or kick you in the groin when you are taking a nap on the couch :lol:.
Where did this behavior come from?????????????
Mom and dad are gentle as lambs... DK is also a sweet and loving big sister... To make matters worse, after years of silence up until Lil Tiger was born; mommys womb was now working again full throttle. A new baby sis was on the way, and visions of middle child syndrome and Jan from the Brady Bunch screaming; Marsha Marsha Marsha filled my sweat filled nightmares! :duh:
Mmmmmmm what to do what to do???
Then it dawned on FFF. Since his 2 1/2 year old was a "feisty one" it was decided she should get into some activity as well. What youth sport or activity should she be in? At less than 3 yrs old the choices were not many.
*Soccer like her older sister had to wait until she was 4 (at least that is what the local "Y" said). Piano lessons maybe? nahhhhh, she wouldn't be able to take out her aggressive ways with that.
*Singing lessons maybe? nahhhhh, unlike her older sister she is shy around others and would never sing in public.
*Swimming then? nahhhhh, at that age mom or dad would have to get in the pool with her, and both mom and dad are not water fans.
*OH! We got it, how about gymnastics? nahhhhh, the closest place in town for little tike tumblers is about 15 miles away from their house.
DARN! What the heck are we gonna do with her??? Then it dawned on us. Right down the street next to their favorite takeout pizza joint they had seen little kids jumping around, kicking and screaming saying' "hi yah" as they kicked at a mirror image of themselves. A TKD place!!! This would be perfect! With dads ancestors hailing from the tough windblown hill tops of the highlands of Scotland and moms ancestors hailing from a long blood line of Polynesian warriors what could be a better life then the way of a warrior? Plus; what better way to teach our little rascal about discipline?
Wow, will they take a kid who is only 2 1/2 and as mean as nails? Looking on the internet FFF found out that the ages for their youngest group was from 3-5 years old. We were in luck, Lil' Tiger turned 3 in about 2 months. I decided to take Lil' Tiger to watch the little kids do TKD at the place (lets call it TKD Paradise) and she seemed to enjoy watching the kids have fun. After the class one of the instructors walked over to us and asked if we were thinking about joining. I explained that Lil' Tiger was not yet 3 but he said that his grand master would probably make an exception if she was well behaved little child and the instructor commented that Lil' Tiger looked like a well behaved little one (yessshhhh was he ever off :lfao.
Well, 15 minutes later wearing her new free uniform with her little white belt on (that the teacher showed me how to tie) we were riding home to show mommy Lil' Tiger's new activity!!!! We could hardly wait for her first class! Visions of 9th degree black belts danced in her proud papa's head and he waited the 2 days for the next class. In only 2 days Lil' Tiger would be unleashed upon the world of TKD! :lol:
Well this CPs dreams were dashed in a heartbeat as Lil Tigers first class was filled with running off the Do Jangs mats back to the arms of mom and dad every time the teacher looked at her or addressed her. The other little kids (5 of them) looked like miniature grand masters compared to Lil' Tiger that first day. All 5 of them had white belts except for one little boy (lets call him Jean Claude) who had a white belt with a yellow strip in the middle. Another one was a girl as well (Cindy Lou) who sat there and listened to every word the teacher said. The other two listened well for the most part and lastly there was one little boy (lets call him Chucky) who was the most undisciplined of the bunch (next to Lil Tiger that is). The rest except for JC all had fully white belts, but most of them had different color pieces of tape on one side of their belts. Poor Lil' Tigers first day did not go so well, we didnt totally give up hope on her but .:vu:
We were more frustrated than the instructor was thats for sure. He didnt seem bothered at all by her running around, not paying attention, and dancing around while looking at herself in the mirror. Ughhhh, the ride home was a quiet one. Lil' Tiger was happy as a clam in the back seat watching Scooby Doo, Mom sitting back there as well about ready to pop with the new baby coming soon. FFF though was depressed to no end . My little prodigy in the making was no prodigy at all. Would it get better he wondered? Would he be forced to pull her out of class due to embarrassment (his own of course :lol?
Only time would tell . And that is for the next chapter of our story
FFF is a long time forum junkie :lol:
Have lots of experience puttin' down the blah blah blah that people love to read or yak about or hate in some cases. I have a lot of experience when it comes to "Youth sports" and the CP's (crazy parents) that are associated with them. (me being one of them)
When your DS (darling son) at 5 years old laces up his first pair of air Jordan's and at his first rec game at the 'Y' he scores all 6pts for the 'little slammers' in a 6-0 'route' of the home town 'dribbling dynamos' it in no way means he will be the next LeBron.... BUT, you never know!
Or when your DD (darling daughter) can juggle a ball 100 times at the age of 7 and she scores 10 goals for the 'purple dragons' in their big match against the 'red hot chillipeppers' in her first 5v5 rec game of soccer, it in no way means she will be the next Mia Hamm... BUT, you never know!
So, in the spirit of ALL the CPs out there in the world who love to watch their children reign supreme in youth sports, or comfort them when they realize they are not the next prodigy this on-going yarn is for you.... I decided to call it the Chronicles of Lil' Tiger; Hope you enjoy!
**note-FFF knows absolutly nadda about the martial arts (except what I learned from Master Po in the 70's on TV, so please forgive my stupidity in a lot of things I may say now or in the future) :lol:
Part 1 ~ From the Womb to the Do Jang
Lil' Tiger came into this world under a 'good sign', both mom and dad were born during the "Year of the Dragon" (one 1964 and the other 1976) so this had to be a good thing, right? Well, being a loving family who worshipped their only child at the time hence forth known in these pages as DK (dragon kid) who was born in '94. They had their hands full with a soccer prodigy (their next Mia) and also a kid who was a natural performer/singer (their next American idol) :lol:
Twelve long years they watched their 'only child' prosper and grow working her way up from the scoring machine of the pitch to her state's ODP (Olympics development program). Winning State championships along the way and traveling the west coast of the states showing off their little dynamo.... And then it happened. After many many years of doctor's telling mom she would never have another child there was a 'little spirit' inside her that could no long wait to come out.... so after a twelve year draught in mommy's womb an early spring day brought forth the next member of their happy family ............ Lil' Tiger was born!
The whole family was so very happy and felt very blessed that Lil' Tiger was among them. Cute as a button she came out kicking and screaming into this world (hey, another good sign right? :lol. Lil' Tiger though was not the same calm baby her big sister was though she was our 'little monster'
Mom and Dad spent many nights listening to her screams and she seemed to enjoy depriving them of a good nights sleep for the first year or so. At less than 6 months old she let her fury be felt as she screamed for almost 19 hrs straight in a car trip to Las Vegas :vu: :vu: (to watch her older sis in a soccer tournament of course), and she kept showing her different ways the first 2 1/2 years of life. Always demanding, quick tempered, violent for no reason and liked to punch you in the face when you were not looking, or kick you in the groin when you are taking a nap on the couch :lol:.
Where did this behavior come from?????????????
Mom and dad are gentle as lambs... DK is also a sweet and loving big sister... To make matters worse, after years of silence up until Lil Tiger was born; mommys womb was now working again full throttle. A new baby sis was on the way, and visions of middle child syndrome and Jan from the Brady Bunch screaming; Marsha Marsha Marsha filled my sweat filled nightmares! :duh:
Mmmmmmm what to do what to do???
Then it dawned on FFF. Since his 2 1/2 year old was a "feisty one" it was decided she should get into some activity as well. What youth sport or activity should she be in? At less than 3 yrs old the choices were not many.
*Soccer like her older sister had to wait until she was 4 (at least that is what the local "Y" said). Piano lessons maybe? nahhhhh, she wouldn't be able to take out her aggressive ways with that.
*Singing lessons maybe? nahhhhh, unlike her older sister she is shy around others and would never sing in public.
*Swimming then? nahhhhh, at that age mom or dad would have to get in the pool with her, and both mom and dad are not water fans.
*OH! We got it, how about gymnastics? nahhhhh, the closest place in town for little tike tumblers is about 15 miles away from their house.
DARN! What the heck are we gonna do with her??? Then it dawned on us. Right down the street next to their favorite takeout pizza joint they had seen little kids jumping around, kicking and screaming saying' "hi yah" as they kicked at a mirror image of themselves. A TKD place!!! This would be perfect! With dads ancestors hailing from the tough windblown hill tops of the highlands of Scotland and moms ancestors hailing from a long blood line of Polynesian warriors what could be a better life then the way of a warrior? Plus; what better way to teach our little rascal about discipline?
Wow, will they take a kid who is only 2 1/2 and as mean as nails? Looking on the internet FFF found out that the ages for their youngest group was from 3-5 years old. We were in luck, Lil' Tiger turned 3 in about 2 months. I decided to take Lil' Tiger to watch the little kids do TKD at the place (lets call it TKD Paradise) and she seemed to enjoy watching the kids have fun. After the class one of the instructors walked over to us and asked if we were thinking about joining. I explained that Lil' Tiger was not yet 3 but he said that his grand master would probably make an exception if she was well behaved little child and the instructor commented that Lil' Tiger looked like a well behaved little one (yessshhhh was he ever off :lfao.
Well, 15 minutes later wearing her new free uniform with her little white belt on (that the teacher showed me how to tie) we were riding home to show mommy Lil' Tiger's new activity!!!! We could hardly wait for her first class! Visions of 9th degree black belts danced in her proud papa's head and he waited the 2 days for the next class. In only 2 days Lil' Tiger would be unleashed upon the world of TKD! :lol:
Well this CPs dreams were dashed in a heartbeat as Lil Tigers first class was filled with running off the Do Jangs mats back to the arms of mom and dad every time the teacher looked at her or addressed her. The other little kids (5 of them) looked like miniature grand masters compared to Lil' Tiger that first day. All 5 of them had white belts except for one little boy (lets call him Jean Claude) who had a white belt with a yellow strip in the middle. Another one was a girl as well (Cindy Lou) who sat there and listened to every word the teacher said. The other two listened well for the most part and lastly there was one little boy (lets call him Chucky) who was the most undisciplined of the bunch (next to Lil Tiger that is). The rest except for JC all had fully white belts, but most of them had different color pieces of tape on one side of their belts. Poor Lil' Tigers first day did not go so well, we didnt totally give up hope on her but .:vu:
We were more frustrated than the instructor was thats for sure. He didnt seem bothered at all by her running around, not paying attention, and dancing around while looking at herself in the mirror. Ughhhh, the ride home was a quiet one. Lil' Tiger was happy as a clam in the back seat watching Scooby Doo, Mom sitting back there as well about ready to pop with the new baby coming soon. FFF though was depressed to no end . My little prodigy in the making was no prodigy at all. Would it get better he wondered? Would he be forced to pull her out of class due to embarrassment (his own of course :lol?
Only time would tell . And that is for the next chapter of our story