grydth
Senior Master
You tell me... these days standing around and just calling for help on your itty-bitty widdle cell phones is ENOUGH!??
(nothing personal against anyone mind you)
It's greed that makes people want to sue, it's those damn lawyers that say... to their clients... "hey! that guy could've hurt you pulling you out of that burning car/ stopping the bleeding from your neck/pulling you out of traffic with a bus coming only inches from your head/ etc./etc. "
It's also those damned judges that go ahead and award these things because the ambulance chaser made a damned good argument over common sense.
It's got to stop folks. It's why people don't get involved with each other anymore. It's why we're in a "don't touch me" type of society. It's why too many people call out for help and help doesn't come even if it's standing right beside them.
First thing we need to do ... is kill all the lawyers. ~Shakespeare
This is way too simplistic. Mind you, I couldn't care less if you hate lawyers, or if you hate veterinarians and hotel maids. But if it's hating and killing you wish, you are letting far too many guilty parties off. Consider...
Apparently, everyone was drinking before this, so let's begin by gunning down drunk drivers right at roadside.... in fact, let's shoot everyone who's publicly inebriated or a bad driver.... but that's just for starters, to get the blood running.
As malign as lawyers may be, they need many greedy clients willing to sue for ridiculous things..... and those clients are almost never other lawyers. They are people just like you. So shoot them, and shoot yourself in the foot.
There most often are laws or precedents for stupid lawsuits to happen.... so if any of you don't vote when legislators and judges are up for election, I say you must hate and shoot yourselves. Dumb laws thrive and multiply in a society of sheeple, not citizens.
Outrageous verdicts happen when cases don't settle before trial.... so employer personnel offices and insurance adjusters across the land - to the guillotine en masse!
Outrageous verdicts most often come from juries.... made up of people just like you. (judges and appellate courts, in fact, often reduce these verdicts). So machine gun the jury pool - and if you're one of those very special people who use cute tricks to avoid jury duty and then criticize the legal system, you should die slowly. Shooting is too good for you.
Social problems are never simple, but its fun and easy to pretend they are. By the way, this was not a case of "the judge".... it was a vote of 4 judges of the California Supreme Court, with 3 dissenting. What good it would supposedly do to shoot the 3 dissenters, or a public defender in Sacramento or a traffic judge in San Jose is anyone'e guess...
Folks, if you want to know why society's a total mess, you can find the answer in your bathroom above the sink. Now, load your guns and do the right thing.