Started my own martial art!

[IcemanSK]

I like it!

 

[terryl965]

Now that you know the power of the Dark Side…. And of course tree beating….

There may just be a place for you in my organization....and my plans for world domination through XUEFU the ULTIMATE martial art :mst:

Makes me just want to go out and beat a tree…. Must go…. So many trees... so little time

You are the grand Master of all that is all

 

[Xue Sheng]

You are the grand Master of all that is all

Thank you, but titles mean little... there is ONLY world domination. :mst:


Oh and hitting trees….lots and lots of trees

 

[terryl965]

Thank you, but titles mean little... there is ONLY world domination. :mst:


Oh and hitting trees….lots and lots of trees

This is why we follow you you are so humble and that tree thing you got going on.

 

[Drac]

Am I a member yet? And if so, are RIF's and SIF's also allowed to shout?

Yes..Shout as much as you wish...

 

[Shaderon]

This is why we follow you you are so humble and that tree thing you got going on.

Yes Terry I agree. Trees are there to be hit, we must hit trees. *chances a look out the window again* they are still there, beckoning... oh what can I do?

Did I ever tell you my full online name is Shaderon Dark? There I feel better now I've admitted it. I welcome the dark side and will strive towards world domination by the tree beaters!

*runs off to beat up the trees outside her window*

 

[Xue Sheng]

I welcome the dark side and will strive towards world domination by the tree beaters!

Tree beating is only the first step :EG:

*runs off to beat up the trees outside her window*

yesssss :mst: never and I repeat NEVER!!! trust a tree.

 

[bluemtn]

I have death rays set on several trees in my neighborhood right this minute!

 

[Shaderon]

Good girl! We'll get em yet!

 

[Drac]

I have copied the ranks as set down by our missing IGM Infy...We need to add to them and up date

All new members start off as the rank:

RIF or Really Ignorant Fool
SIF or Somewhat Ignorant Fool
EF or Easily Fooled
BMS or Believes my Story
HLS or Hooked Line and Sinker
BM or Bad Motha
RBM or Really Bad Motha
BB or Black Belt
GM or Grand Master
GGM or Great Grand Master
GGMM or Good Golly Miss Molly
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You are all now members!

Rankings are as follows so far!

Newly ranked EF's!
Drac
bydand
CorkyKS
fnortfurfoot
kacey

Newly Ranked SIF's
arizona angel
ronin moose
Carol Kaur
terryl965
jdinca

New lowly RIF's
donna

 

[bluemtn]

Drac! Where am I? Infy said I was allowed to join.

 

[fnorfurfoot]

I just went through the thread and this is the ranking as I see it.

BMS's
Drac
bydand
Coryks
fnorfurfoot
Kacey

EF's
Arizona Angel
Ronin Moose
Carol Kaur
Terryl965
jdinca

SIF's
Donna
LuzRD
tkdgirl
Gary Crawford
Kosho

RIF's
mbuzzy
Shaderon
Zida'sukara

All new members start off as the rank:

RIF or Really Ignorant Fool
SIF or Somewhat Ignorant Fool
EF or Easily Fooled
BMS or Believes my Story
HLS or Hooked Line and Sinker
BM or Bad Motha
RBM or Really Bad Motha
BB or Black Belt
GM or Grand Master
GGM or Great Grand Master
GGMM or Good Golly Miss Molly

There are a few others who have posted but have not expressed interest in joining.

Carol Kaur is teaching Nike-ryu classes
Drac is in charge of W.I.M.P.'s (Wise Important Masculine People)
CoryKS is in charge of B.S.'ers (Brilliant Strategists)
Yelling is encouraged and Yellow track suits are allowed.

I might have missed some things but that what I got out of it.

 

[bluemtn]

Thanks, fnor! I was wondering where I was...

 

[Kacey]

Wooohoooo!!! I've been promoted!!!!!

 

[Xue Sheng]

I have death rays set on several trees in my neighborhood right this minute!

Good girl! We'll get em yet!

DEATH RAYS!!!!! In Xuefu we DO NOT use death rays.......possibly Qi energy balls but NOT death rays.:mst:

No no no no NEVER use a death ray on a tree.... That is EXACTLY what they want us to do...... We would ONLY be playing into their hands.... that is of course if they had hands..... You forgot the first rule.... NEVER trust a tree.

You MUST be willing and able to confront a tree and physically beat it into submission. Only then can world domination begin. :mst:

But I like your enthusiasm.

 

[Shaderon]

*runs outside and beats up another tree*

*runs back inside panting and a bit red in the face*

That one's for you Master Sheng

 

[Drac]

Drac! Where am I? Infy said I was allowed to join.

One of you must undertake the task of updating the rank...

 

[Drac]

DEATH RAYS!!!!! In Xuefu we DO NOT use death rays.......possibly Qi energy balls but NOT death rays.:mst:

No no no no NEVER use a death ray on a tree.... That is EXACTLY what they want us to do...... We would ONLY be playing into their hands.... that is of course if they had hands..... You forgot the first rule.... NEVER trust a tree.

You MUST be willing and able to confront a tree and physically beat it into submission. Only then can world domination begin. :mst:

:lfao: :lfao: :lfao:

 

[CoryKS]

Sir! I am pleased to report that all trees in the area have been beaten into submission! Except the willows - they have that "bend in the face of adversity" thing going on. And the locust trees, which apparently saw us coming and armed themselves. But all the elms, oaks, and maples are belong to us!

 

[Xue Sheng]

*runs outside and beats up another tree*

*runs back inside panting and a bit red in the face*

That one's for you Master Sheng

gooooood very good:mst:........ but only one, this is not good:disgust:

NOW GET OUT THERE ARE BEAT MORE TREES!!! :ticked:

Sir! I am pleased to report that all trees in the area have been beaten into submission! Except the willows - they have that "bend in the face of adversity" thing going on. And the locust trees, which apparently saw us coming and armed themselves. But all the elms, oaks, and maples are belong to us!

Willows are of no concern… I will handle the Willows…. :mst:

As to the Locusts, might I suggest the cover of darkness..... but watch out for the squirrels..... it would be best if you did not disturb the squirrels....