Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
Oh I know those guys too. The guy I knew was actually a pretty nice guy, but there are some big problems with those stories.There' so much wrong or silliness out there...
One of our security guards informed me that he has a "first black" in Shaolin Kung Fu, and regaled me with an origin myth about how their founder was an orphan, abandoned by his parents because he was 'covered in hair, like a bear', adopted by Monks, but never "really" a monk. And how this allowed him to travel from one monastery to another and learn all different sorts of Kung Fu secrets, which he passed on to our guards instructor.
He seemed annoyed when I pointed out that TCMA doesn't have belt ranks. He got offended when I expressed skepticism about the "history" he reported.