*peeks in* ahem...newbie here...:-p (and a game for us!)

[FUZZYJ692000]

nifty is telling my brother he's getting his birthday smackings at the Christmas party and watching fat boy run

 

[TheRustyOne]

"Run Forrest, run!" is all i can think of when seeing that kid bolt.

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

bolt for the door he did

 

[TheRustyOne]

Did he get it? No...

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

no he's a slow learner

 

[TheRustyOne]

Learners, oft being slow, are oft slow to forget.

 

[Ceicei]

Forget the useless stuff and remember what's important.

 

[TheRustyOne]

Important things are good to remember, especially on final exams.

 

[Chronuss]

Exams, tests, subnetting and such subjects are formed in hell..

 

[MartialArtsChic]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

 

[ABN]

scorned and angry, she sent a subscription to a bestiality magazine in her husbands name to his place of employment....

 

[pknox]

Employment as her husband knew it obviously ended on that day!

 

[TheRustyOne]

Day drew to night as the man slumped home and asked her about the subscription, the woman tried innocence.

 

[Ceicei]

Innocence was her thinly veiled facade, and he knew immediately she was lying.

 

[TheRustyOne]

Lying was not the way to go, and she got to sleep on the couch.

 

[Ceicei]

Couch sores on her back in the morning, she wondered whether it was worth it to take revenge.

 

[Chronuss]

Revenge is a dish best served cold....just like her bed.

 

[TheRustyOne]

her bed indeed was not cold, it was occupied by a big dog and some cats.

 

[Ceicei]

Cats and the dog were like children to her husband, so she left the house and took the animals with her.

 

[TheRustyOne]

Her husband, distraught by the loss of the pets, wept openly for days.