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One Liners
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Kung Fu tv show... the pilot episode
Kung-Fu the TV Series ( sorry not a movie)
Kwanjang
3rd Black Belt
Oh yeah! Drac, That gave me goose bumps when I read it! Good job Bro!
zDom
Senior Master
zDom
Senior Master
A few from one of my favorites, "Kung Fu Hustle"
"You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy." — Landlady
Brother Sum: "Ever killed anyone?"
Sing: "I've always thought about it ..."
And then there are two that never fail to crack Kwanjang and I up when we say them to each other:
"Let me think ..." Student in Enter The Dragon
(right before getting smacked and getting the "Don't think; feel. It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory." speech from Bruce Lee
)
and
"The warrior uses whatever is at hand. There is no shame in this." - Mako, after he hits a guy with a telephone and Chuck cuts him a look.
"You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy." — Landlady
Brother Sum: "Ever killed anyone?"
Sing: "I've always thought about it ..."
And then there are two that never fail to crack Kwanjang and I up when we say them to each other:
"Let me think ..." Student in Enter The Dragon
(right before getting smacked and getting the "Don't think; feel. It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory." speech from Bruce Lee
)and
"The warrior uses whatever is at hand. There is no shame in this." - Mako, after he hits a guy with a telephone and Chuck cuts him a look.
Kwanjang
3rd Black Belt
zDom said:"Let me think ..." Student in Enter The Dragon
(right before getting smacked and getting the "Don't think; feel. It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory." speech from Bruce Lee
and
"The warrior uses whatever is at hand. There is no shame in this." - Mako, after he hits a guy with a telephone and Chuck cuts him a look.
Doh! I was just about to post those two! LOL :lol:
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BrandonLucas
3rd Black Belt
Ok...
"Tell me sweetheart, is that gonna be a number 1 or a number 2?"
Travis Brickly, Best of the Best 1, said to a girl going to the bathroom in the bar.
"Look, is American who makes tricks with bricks,"
Paco in Bloodsport
"What the hed is wrong with you? Put yourself in my place."
Alex Grady, Best of the Best 1...the line is supposed to be "What the HELL is wrong with you?", but Eric Roberts delivers this line with so much passion.....
"Whad'rya countin' 'em for??"
Travis Brickly, Best of the Best 1, after losing the breaking competition
"It's ok, kid, I'm Chuck Norris,"
Chuck Norris, from his cartoon, after he steals (yes, steals) a kid's bike to chase down a speeding boat from the shoreline.
"Earth to Frankie..."
Ray Jackson, Bloodsport
"You Jackson? You look like a Jackson."
The manager guy, can't remember his character's name, Bloodsport
"You learn Karate from book?"
Karate Kid, Mr. Myagi
"Porkrind?" "Porkrind." "Kitchen?" "Kitchen."
Donetello to Michaelangelo, Ninja Turtles
I'll think of more later....
"Tell me sweetheart, is that gonna be a number 1 or a number 2?"
Travis Brickly, Best of the Best 1, said to a girl going to the bathroom in the bar.
"Look, is American who makes tricks with bricks,"
Paco in Bloodsport
"What the hed is wrong with you? Put yourself in my place."
Alex Grady, Best of the Best 1...the line is supposed to be "What the HELL is wrong with you?", but Eric Roberts delivers this line with so much passion.....
"Whad'rya countin' 'em for??"
Travis Brickly, Best of the Best 1, after losing the breaking competition
"It's ok, kid, I'm Chuck Norris,"
Chuck Norris, from his cartoon, after he steals (yes, steals) a kid's bike to chase down a speeding boat from the shoreline.
"Earth to Frankie..."
Ray Jackson, Bloodsport
"You Jackson? You look like a Jackson."
The manager guy, can't remember his character's name, Bloodsport
"You learn Karate from book?"
Karate Kid, Mr. Myagi
"Porkrind?" "Porkrind." "Kitchen?" "Kitchen."
Donetello to Michaelangelo, Ninja Turtles
I'll think of more later....
BrandonLucas
3rd Black Belt
"Do you understand that words that are coming out of my moouuf??"
Chris Rock to Jackie Chan, Rush Hour
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my moouuf??"
Jackie Chan to Chris Rock, Rush Hour 2
"Bottom One."
Judge from Kumite, Bloodsport
"You're nexx..."
Chun Li to Frank Dux, Bloodsport
"Aren't you a little young to fight in the Kumite?" "Aren't you a little old for video games?"
Ray Jackson and Frank Dux, Bloodsport
"Don't be late. Don't EVER be late."
Coach Frank Cuzo, Best of the Best 1
Chris Rock to Jackie Chan, Rush Hour
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my moouuf??"
Jackie Chan to Chris Rock, Rush Hour 2
"Bottom One."
Judge from Kumite, Bloodsport
"You're nexx..."
Chun Li to Frank Dux, Bloodsport
"Aren't you a little young to fight in the Kumite?" "Aren't you a little old for video games?"
Ray Jackson and Frank Dux, Bloodsport
"Don't be late. Don't EVER be late."
Coach Frank Cuzo, Best of the Best 1
