Big Don
Sr. Grandmaster
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd!!
October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:
*You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
*You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
*You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
*No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
*If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks (WE KNOW IT IS A LONG LIST) that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October 23rd...and have a great slapping day!
October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:
*You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
*You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
*You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
*No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
*If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks (WE KNOW IT IS A LONG LIST) that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October 23rd...and have a great slapping day!
