Match the Cantidates to their MAs!

[Nolerama]

Apparently McCain can't raise his arms over his head. What's a good MA that could match that?

 

[chinto]

not touching this in hazard 4 ( bring your own air to the party+ blue space suit) !!!

 

[SageGhost83]

Kerry is always changing up, so his style would have to be something unpredictable or a combination of hard/soft. Perhaps Ninjutsu/Budo Taijutsu becuase he uses the void principle really well in his speeches.

Al Gore is the closet thing that we have to a cyborg so...Strict, classical Japanese Shotokan Karate at the beginning levels before the stances get higher and the technique becomes faster and more fluid?

 

[Randy Strausbaugh]

Clinton - kenpo. Kicking, biting, eye-gouging kenpo.

Obama - kenpo, but not the same style of kenpo. Remarkably similar to Clinton's kenpo, but not enough to stop them from engaging in epic battles over who has the purest, most effective, kenpo.

:roflmao:
Gotta love that inside joke!

OK, my take on things:

Hillary- Kiaijutsu, of course. That one seems obvious.
Obama- Shaolin-do. Anyone who can run in 57 states certainly can master 900 forms.
McCain- Taiji would be a problem (VCs busted up his arms). So he'll need a kicking art which doesn't discriminate against old people. Definitely TKD. If Lucille from the Tonight Show (remember her?) can get a black belt, certainly the senator from Arizona can do the same.

JMHO, of course.

 

[Big Don]

As all three are tax and spend types, I guess they have all mastered Take Your Do...

 

[tellner]

Thanks Don for lowering the tone. You never fail to live up to expectations.

 

[exile]

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