I'll spell it out for you. Karate is a form of kung fu. The only differences that exist are between specific forms, and you get just as much difference between different kung fu forms as you get between different karate forms, and as much as you get between any specific kung fu form and a specific karate form. Karate's origin is as kung fu (systems such as White Crane) which were imported to Okinawa, and then later to Japan, and then Korea. In essence, they are all forms of kung fu, albeit with some subtle and not so subtle differences.
When it comes to yourself, if I'm reading your user name correctly, you were born in 1997, which means you're sixteen. You have no actual time in any art whatsoever, and have never been in a school. However, you are criticizing the way a number of arts are taught (without knowing really anything about the arts, the way they're taught, or what would make something a "McDojo" or not). I get the frustration, but honestly, you have absolutely no basis for any of the comments you've been making. Here, you have access to people who have been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, and washed the blood out of it. Belittling a martial art based on absolutely no ability to genuinely critique it is not going to endear you to anyone, especially those who do train in the arts you're bringing up.
My advice is to take a (major) step back... recognize that you really have no experience in this at all (and, frankly, the excuse of "there's no good schools around me" is weak, you've been given links to a range of schools, and you have no real way of knowing if they're good or not... but more to the point, you cannot self-teach this. If there genuinely isn't a school around you, you can't learn it. End of story, deal with it), recognize that you are more guilty of exactly what you're complaining about than even the people you're criticizing, and get some sense of reality. If you haven't trained in something (videos really, really, don't count), you haven't trained in it. Reading Bruce Lee books doesn't cut it. Watching videos doesn't cut it. Thinking you have experience when you don't doesn't cut it. Either join an actual school, train for a number of years, establish actual experience to be able to discuss things from a position of some understanding, or don't. But don't think that the membership here will take any of your comments as informed, because they're not. Thing is, though, we can't go through every little point that you're off-base on, because it'd take too long, and you honestly don't have enough understanding to follow what you'd be told.
Oh, and if you want to see an art that has a lot of "stupid stereotypes" attached, try mine.
