the whole confusion come from the fact there are two word *** and **** with very different meaning, though you could put your **** on an ***, that in no way makes them interchangeable
through a process of mispronunciation and then trying to spell the word they cant pronounce have ended up with ***
the plural of the (donkey) *** is ***, like the plural of sheep is sheep, not sheeps or sheepes, though lots of backwards people pronounce it that way, its doesn't make it right
ive no idea what the plural of buttocks *** is, its not a real word as such it can be what ever you want
Thank you for responding, as it gives me a chance to re-state my point, and hopefully with greater clarity.
In contemporary
American English (which is also correctly, if less commonly referred to as the
American Language) the four-letter word a-r-s e referring to one's buttocks is so old-fashioned as to be considered archaic and is seldom heard in common speech. The three letter version (minus the r) is universally used instead, and although vulgar, is
not considered an error. You can check this in any American dictionary. However, knowing you to be a stickler, I invite you to verify this by checking the OED in the link below:
https://www.oed.com/oed2/00013185
Secondly, I again invite you to check readily available online sources regarding the plural of a-s-s (for either meaning the animal or your posterior) and you will find that it is "asses"...at least in North America.
Here's another example taken from the definition of a-s-s in North American usage from the OED/
Lexico (see link below):
"An animal of the horse family, which is typically smaller than a horse and has longer ears and a braying call.
Genus Equus, family Equidae: E. africanus of Africa, which is the ancestor of the domestic *** or donkey, and E. hemionus of Asia"
‘This family, made up of the horses, asses and zebras, contains one genus with nine species.’
The bolded letters are mine. Source:
https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/***
Now you can persist in your position and I won't mind. Facts are facts, but then again over here in the States we've gotten used to prominent figures loudly denying the obvious.