Martial Arts on CV Hobbies

[Cyriacus]

Wok-smuggling controller, huh? I have factory in Szechuan Province. Have opening for Wok-smuggling controller. Good rate.. pay you fiddy dorra US.. Interested? You know Kung Fu? Do not forget to include Martial Art hobby on resume!

I used to go to a Chinese Food Place Thing called Wok On Wheels. Maybe the Wok-smuggling Controller controls the Smuggle Woks with Wheels? And Theyre all Smuggly?

Oh god.

I just realised how cute Smuggle can sound if You say the word over and over again in a soft voice. Its... Weird. SMUGGLE!

 

[Dirty Dog]

I used to go to a Chinese Food Place Thing called Wok On Wheels. Maybe the Wok-smuggling Controller controls the Smuggle Woks with Wheels? And Theyre all Smuggly?

Oh god.

I just realised how cute Smuggle can sound if You say the word over and over again in a soft voice. Its... Weird. SMUGGLE!

Can't you all just picture him walking around all day muttering "smuggle"? I think you're going to scare a few people...

 

[Cyriacus]

Can't you all just picture him walking around all day muttering "smuggle"? I think you're going to scare a few people...

Yes. I might scare them so much Theyll get the SMUGGLES!!! Its all so Smuggly.

 

[Gnarlie]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wok%20Smuggler

For the non-brits, and the non-northern Brits, this is a Wok-Smuggler

 

[Cyriacus]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wok%20Smuggler

For the non-brits, and the non-northern Brits, this is a Wok-Smuggler

shhhhhhhhhh.

Wok is china wok. Wok make food. Eat food, mouth taste good.

 

[Jenna]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wok%20Smuggler

For the non-brits, and the non-northern Brits, this is a Wok-Smuggler

Forget CVs.. THAT is all the CV he needs right there to get the plumber job. Man he got that plumber jive down pat. You are hired

 

[chinto]

I agree, if I was in personal I would want " just the facts, no BS " kind of 'cv' as you called it. I would tend to ignore the others.