When I first saw that pic I thought for a second that it was you. Then I realized it can’t be you, because no one famous is standing next to you.
Edit: Then again, if it is you, who took the pic? Muhammad Ali? Shaq? Trump? Or if it wasn’t a celebrity, did you force them out of the picture?
Well, actually, that's Chiquita's little sister bo-na-na fanna Fofanna. And she's not mooning you, she's just a little camera shy.