And put light bulbs in places you can't mention in polite company, too...
Nah... that sort of thing happens when people slip and fall.
I'm always amazed at how many people apparently garden in the nude.
One of the questions I decided years ago not to ask is "why" or "how". I don't really want to know. All I want to know is what and where. Actually, I don't even want to know that much, but it's necessary. The why and how are not necessary, so homie ain't going there.