kids and cats

[theletch1]

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.

"Dead", she was told.

"How do you know?" she asked.

"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move." answered the child innocently.

"You did what?" exclaimed the teacher.

"You know, I leaned over and went "psssst" and it didn't move."

 

[arnisador]

This is just a little too risque to show up in a 'Baby Blues' some day but has the same flavour!

 

[KatGurl]

lol :boing1:

 

[Seig]

A man is driving down the road when he accidently runs over a cat. He stops gets out and notices the cat is wearing a collar with a tag on it. He sees the address, collects the cat and goes to the owner. He tells the woman as she answers the dorr, "Ma'am, I am sorry, I struck and killed your cat with my car. I would like to replace the cat if you will allow it."
She says, "I don't know, how are you at catching mice?"

 

[KatGurl]

Originally posted by Seig
A man is driving down the road when he accidently runs over a cat. He stops gets out and notices the cat is wearing a collar with a tag on it. He sees the address, collects the cat and goes to the owner. He tells the woman as she answers the dorr, "Ma'am, I am sorry, I struck and killed your cat with my car. I would like to replace the cat if you will allow it."
She says, "I don't know, how are you at catching mice?"