I have a secret...

Sam

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this is something random I was playing with a friend today. I don't even know if it counts as a game. We were going back and forth just telling each other things we wouldnt know about each other normally. Not secrets exactly, just things we thought the other one might find amusing that they otherwise wouldnt have known. So, anything that randomly pops in your head, go ahead. We can know each other a little better.


I tell people I'm alergic to eggs and coconut so they don't try to persuade me to eat them, because I really don't like them.
 
My wife says I laugh like Ray Liotta in Good Fellas when something REALLY funny happens. *shrug*


Frank
 
I once kicked Sean Lennon out of a bar for not having ID.
 
I slammed into Dustin Hoffman and nearly knocked him down while I was going for the buffet line and he was going for a phone call.
 
Johnny Cash and I plowed into each other at the entrance to the men's room at the Nashville airport. We both said, "sorry" and were on our way. Didn't realize it was him til about 15 minutes later when he was mugged for autographs while waiting buying a cup of coffee.
 
Henderson said:
Johnny Cash and I plowed into each other at the entrance to the men's room at the Nashville airport. We both said, "sorry" and were on our way. Didn't realize it was him til about 15 minutes later when he was mugged for autographs while waiting buying a cup of coffee.

Now that's really cool. Wish it would've been me. :)
 
Oh yeah, forgot this one...

I am deathly allergic to all red shellfish (shrimp, lobster, crab, etc.) So mush so that I cannot even order french fries at Red Lobster because they are cooked in the same oil as the rest of the stuff. My wife works in a hospital laboratory and has performed an allergy screen blood test for me. She's surprised I can even be in the same room when someone eats shrimp, and guesses that at my level of allergy, eating 10-12 shrimp would put me in a pine box.

And yes, it does suck! I LOVE shrimp! :waah:
 
Kreth said:
I once kicked Sean Lennon out of a bar for not having ID.

who's sean lennon?
 
Technopunk said:
John and Yoko's kid. Hes a singer too.
Yoko has property near here. He came into the topless bar where I was working as a bouncer. I'm not a big fan of bland pop, so I didn't recognize him. When I asked him for ID, he got an attitude, "I've never been ID'd in my life!" I told him, "Congratulations, now you have, get the **** out."
The next day I was talking to one of the bartenders, and she said, "Do you know who you kicked out last night...?"
 
Kreth said:
Yoko has property near here. He came into the topless bar where I was working as a bouncer. I'm not a big fan of bland pop, so I didn't recognize him. When I asked him for ID, he got an attitude, "I've never been ID'd in my life!" I told him, "Congratulations, now you have, get the **** out."
The next day I was talking to one of the bartenders, and she said, "Do you know who you kicked out last night...?"

Yeah I ran a place with an arcade once, and there was a group of guys all siting up on the pinball glass. I walked up to them and said, guys you have to get off the glass.

Reply: "Do you know who we are?"

Answer: "I do not care if you are 'Ready for the World'. Get off my glass, and get the **** out of here."

Reply: "*SHOCK*, seriously we are Ready for the World"

Answer: "I do not think so, because you are not ready for me." I then proceed to grab one and drag him off the glass, the rest jumped off, and I let go and they went outside where I escorted them to their car.

NOTE: 'Ready for the World' was a local band that made the top 40 in cross over Hip-hip with a slow ballad in the late 80's.


I also bounced the Central Michigan Quarterback do a flight of stairs when he was trying to beat a friend of mine up ** less than half his size **. This lead to me meeting the Front Line. That was an interesting night.

I am afraid of women, I live alone with three cats, two adopted from a Military women who was reserve and is not active. I work a lot, and train a lot and like to ride my motorcycle. These are all secrets so please do not tell anyone. ;)
 
I rode the elevator with Charles Schwab

I had a breakfast conversation with Sharon Stone. We were seated at the next table in a restaurant on a Sunday Morning.
 
Ceicei said:
What is the story with that one? Bungee jumping?

Nope. No bungee. I told ya my deal, Im NOT explaining it.
 
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