TheWellWisher
Yellow Belt
I don't want to prove you wrong...and OF COURSE Muay Thai is awful...just like every other MA...doubly so if it has hippies
Okay now you've lost me, did you just say every MA is awful?
I don't like your martial arts style...
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Okay now you've lost me, did you just say every MA is awful?
That makes you a hippy... and you know what we think of them!
But I always loved all the hippies!
blindsage
Master of Arts
Firstly, this is thread is for HUMOR, and somehow you missed that in your initial comment, so I gave you a little ribbing to try and get you on track with every single other commenter.
Secondly, Xue chimed in because he does Taiji. He doesn't have any desire to prove you wrong because the longer you hold on to the uninformed belief that Taiji is completely useless, the longer he (and any other properly trained Taiji player) has that much more advantage if he ever has to use it against you. Good luck with that....
....and back to the jokes!
If you do Muay Thai, I don't like your style. You have to dance before you can fight. If you have to learn from a crew to be good, how good can any one of them be? You have a heavy emphasis on leg kicks, so your skills are useless agains a parapalegic attacker. And who fights on their tip toes?
Omar B
Senior Master
But I always loved all the hippies!
Yeah, hippes are great. Long hair, relaxed attitude, usually good weed, I'm all for it.
As for fighting styles, nothing beats my bringing a grenade to a fist fight. Beat that.
suicide
Black Belt
pass the dutchy to the left while doing a outward block KIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA !!!!! :angel:
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
Yes.... and listen to me closely...everything I tell you... is a lie ... and that's the truth... or not
TheWellWisher
Yellow Belt
Hmmm I kinda get it now, sorry if I sounded offensive. And we fight on the balls of our feet not the tip toes
Yes.... and listen to me closely...everything I tell you... is a lie ... and that's the truth... or not
Thats what I mean by confusing lol
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Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
If the car has no wheels, you might be able to salvage flatsprings for swordblades. that might be pretty useful. But only if done by a Viking Berserker. Hell, he wouldn't even need the flatsprings. He'd kill you with the gas cap, and you'd wish it was over even faster than it is.
Sheesh. I can't belive I've even HAVING this discussion with you bunch of pansies...
Xinglu
Black Belt
Hmmm I kinda get it now, sorry if I sounded offensive. And we fight on the balls of our feet not the tip toes
I think you missed the humor there again.
Back to the jokes!
I hate Xingyi because all it is is a bunch of old dudes grunting and stomping their feet claiming that makes them more powerful! And Bagua?! LOL! Looks more like a Dosey Doe! And round and round we go, switch partners now!
TheWellWisher
Yellow Belt
I think you missed the humor there again.
Back to the jokes!
I hate Xingyi because all it is is a bunch of old dudes grunting and stomping their feet claiming that makes them more powerful! And Bagua?! LOL! Looks more like a Dosey Doe! And round and round we go, switch partners now!
Perhaps but whos to say I haven't been joking all along
Xinglu
Black Belt
Oh please, it was scientifically proven through time travel and then re-enacted that big stinky white dudes with matted beards can't even take on small asian dudes. Viking = whimpy!
zepedawingchun
Black Belt
Rrraaaaahhhrrrr . . spit spit ! ! Lay off the insults, man. . . . I think I'll go hide and sharpen my claws a little more to get ready for a live fight. No cage exhibitions for me . . . . . . patty cake, patty cake, baker's man, bake me an MA cake as fast as you can . . . . .
TheWellWisher
Yellow Belt
At last I've been looking for a WC fighter to ask this. What is the WC stance used for, as when I did it briefly couples of years back I remember there was 2 stances. The WC stance and the fighting stance (obviously I know what that's for lol).
Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
The goat-clamping stance? It's used for CLAMPING GOATS! And for what happens next, just use your imagination. That's why wing chung sucks so bad, and all wing chunners fall before the ultra violent onslaught of the Viking Berserkers. Even typing the words "wing chun" makes me want to puke.
Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
Oh please, it was scientifically proven through time travel and then re-enacted that big stinky white dudes with matted beards can't even take on small asian dudes. Viking = whimpy!
Hah! The only reason Asians are still alive in Asia is because the Vikings didn't even BOTHER to go to Asia and kill them all. It just wasnt' worth their time. Stomping all over those pathetic turds is no way to win honor and glory. Too much like kicking puppies and kittens.
zepedawingchun
Black Belt
(Seriously) If you're talking about the yee jee (or chi) kim yeung ma or pidgeon toed stance, in our system, that stance is for training only. Used to strengthen the muscles, ligimints, and tendons in the legs. Also to learn to sink or root your structure to the earth. And it's only for training purposes, unless you're doing 3 Stooges Wing Chun, then it's for fighting. The other may be called jing ma or jong tao. It looks alot like JKD's lead hand forward stance, and as you stated, it's used for fighting. Or getting ready to spit in an opponent's eyes.
zepedawingchun
Black Belt
The reason you pidgeon your toes in the goat-clamping stance is to keep from falling down, silly goose. It also stops the goat from moving out from under your ill-attempt to clamp them. A Flying Crane should know that, like Duh?
Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
Oh Yeah? Why don't you go ahead and tell them the REAL secret of the stance. Tell them what happens to the goat after you "clamp" on him. Yeah, go on, fess up. We all know it's the dirty little secret of wing chun *spit*.
Viking Berserkers wear Hazmat suits when stomping on wing chun *spit* people.
