TheWellWisher
Yellow Belt
I don't want to prove you wrong...and OF COURSE Muay Thai is awful...just like every other MA...doubly so if it has hippies
Okay now you've lost me, did you just say every MA is awful?
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I don't want to prove you wrong...and OF COURSE Muay Thai is awful...just like every other MA...doubly so if it has hippies
That makes you a hippy... and you know what we think of them!
Firstly, this is thread is for HUMOR, and somehow you missed that in your initial comment, so I gave you a little ribbing to try and get you on track with every single other commenter.Okay whatever you say, Tai Chi's about as useful as a car with no wheels. Prove me wrong.
But I always loved all the hippies!
Yeah, hippes are great. Long hair, relaxed attitude, usually good weed, I'm all for it.
As for fighting styles, nothing beats my bringing a grenade to a fist fight. Beat that.
Okay now you've lost me, did you just say every MA is awful?
Firstly, this is thread is for HUMOR, and somehow you missed that in your initial comment, so I gave you a little ribbing to try and get you on track with every single other commenter.
Secondly, Xue chimed in because he does Taiji. He doesn't have any desire to prove you wrong because the longer you hold on to the uninformed belief that Taiji is completely useless, the longer he (and any other properly trained Taiji player) has that much more advantage if he ever has to use it against you. Good luck with that....
....and back to the jokes!
If you do Muay Thai, I don't like your style. You have to dance before you can fight. If you have to learn from a crew to be good, how good can any one of them be? You have a heavy emphasis on leg kicks, so your skills are useless agains a parapalegic attacker. And who fights on their tip toes?
Yes.... and listen to me closely...everything I tell you... is a lie ... and that's the truth... or not
:tantrum: Not violent enough, huh? I'll show you just how violent it can be. Grab my wrist, c'mon grab it, I dare you.
Okay whatever you say, Tai Chi's about as useful as a car with no wheels. Prove me wrong.
Hmmm I kinda get it now, sorry if I sounded offensive. And we fight on the balls of our feet not the tip toes
I think you missed the humor there again.
Back to the jokes!
I hate Xingyi because all it is is a bunch of old dudes grunting and stomping their feet claiming that makes them more powerful! And Bagua?! LOL! Looks more like a Dosey Doe! And round and round we go, switch partners now!
If the car has no wheels, you might be able to salvage flatsprings for swordblades. that might be pretty useful. But only if done by a Viking Berserker. Hell, he wouldn't even need the flatsprings. He'd kill you with the gas cap, and you'd wish it was over even faster than it is.
Sheesh. I can't belive I've even HAVING this discussion with you bunch of pansies...
...Wing Chun? I don't like your style. Patty cake chi sao, cat fighting looking and too centerliney. And that goes for Ving Tsun, Ving Chun, Wing Tsun, Wing Man and Tsun Set. I don't care which lineage you come from or how you spell it. . . . .
Rrraaaaahhhrrrr . . spit spit ! ! Lay off the insults, man. . . . I think I'll go hide and sharpen my claws a little more to get ready for a live fight. No cage exhibitions for me . . . . . . patty cake, patty cake, baker's man, bake me an MA cake as fast as you can . . . . .
At last I've been looking for a WC fighter to ask this. What is the WC stance used for, as when I did it briefly couples of years back I remember there was 2 stances. The WC stance and the fighting stance (obviously I know what that's for lol).
Oh please, it was scientifically proven through time travel and then re-enacted that big stinky white dudes with matted beards can't even take on small asian dudes. Viking = whimpy!
At last I've been looking for a WC fighter to ask this. What is the WC stance used for, as when I did it briefly couples of years back I remember there was 2 stances. The WC stance and the fighting stance (obviously I know what that's for lol).
The goat-clamping stance? It's used for CLAMPING GOATS! And for what happens next, just use your imagination. That's why wing chung sucks so bad, and all wing chunners fall before the ultra violent onslaught of the Viking Berserkers. Even typing the words "wing chun" makes me want to puke.
The reason you pidgeon your toes in the goat-clamping stance is to keep from falling down, silly goose. It also stops the goat from moving out from under your ill-attempt to clamp them. A Flying Crane should know that, like Duh?