Jenny_in_Chico
Black Belt
Simple argument to end... I will fight anyone of this forum, to the death, to prove that Kenpo is the best style. Not only that, I will prove the my kenpo lineage is the best...
LOL!! That made me wet my pants.
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Simple argument to end... I will fight anyone of this forum, to the death, to prove that Kenpo is the best style. Not only that, I will prove the my kenpo lineage is the best...
But not as bad as Muay Thai!Infact although I respect all martial arts, Tai Chi sucks.
dont forget who-flung-dung by master potty toss an ultimate style used by the chimps at the zoo!
Worthless!
I'm currently developing the superior art of Dog Poo Do, self-defense for the masses. All you need is Rover and a series of plastic baggies. Of course, this is such a closely guarded secret that I will now have to kill everyone reading this thread. Sorry. I'm sure some of you will return as pampered bichon frises to avenge your masters.
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Laser tag is weak it's like point sparring for sissies.
...unless it's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Recently, there has been a resurgence in threads like this, so I thought I'd just cut to the chase and just call everyone out and save myself some time (and maybe you all some time, too).
So, if you train in TKD, I don't like your style. It's too Olympicky, with the jumping and the arms down thing. I don't like it.
Wing Chun? I don't like your style. Patty cake chi sao, cat fighting looking and too centerliney. And that goes for Ving Tsun, Ving Chun, Wing Tsun, Wing Man and Tsun Set. I don't care which lineage you come from or how you spell it.
Aikido? I don't like your style. It's not violent enough.
Karate? Regardless of which style, I don't like it and I'm not going to tell you why. You'll have to guess.
Internal MA? If I can't see it, I don't like it, and I can't see your chi. I don't like your style.
Taijutsu? I don't like your style. When I watched that show in the 80s, The Master, it had a terrible script. And ninjas are bad guys. Why do you guys want to be assassins anyway? I don't like your style.
And just to save a little time, everyone else? I don't like your styles, either. I may not really know much about them at all, but that doesn't make my opinion any less valid. So suck it! Hell, I don't even like MMA, but Vale Tudo is okay, I guess.
TKD guys hop around with their hands down, throwing useless high kicks.
X-Kan guys are a bunch of LARPers running around in black pajamas.
Kenpo guys slap themselves.
MMA guys love to cuddle with each other on the ground.
Kenpo guys slap themselves.
Okay whatever you say, Tai Chi's about as useful as a car with no wheels. Prove me wrong.But not as bad as Muay Thai!
Plastic baggies?? Very unenviromental of you flea. If you use paper, you can always light them on fire and toss em at the bad guys.
Aikido? I don't like your style. It's not violent enough.
All styles do suck which is why I propose a unity style martial art.
Kinda of like unity church without hippies. Everyone will be the same and I will be rich its a win win for everyone.
Okay whatever you say, Tai Chi's about as useful as a car with no wheels. Prove me wrong.
All styles do suck which is why I propose a unity style martial art.
Kinda of like unity church without hippies. Everyone will be the same and I will be rich its a win win for everyone.
Actually I am very happy that you feel that way and have no desire to prove you wrong
But why would you want to prove me wrong? It wasn't aimed at you anyway. Someone said it wasn't as bad as Muay Thai so I said it to them