I don't like your martial arts style...

[Xue Sheng]

Ya know, I'm just not feelin' the love, man, and it's really bringing me down. Put a little love in your heart, ya know, all you need is love, but whatever turns you on. It's your thing, do what ya gotta do, I can't tell you, who to sock it to.

Well what do you know... now THAT is the most most Hippie statement I have seen in a while

Get out of the VW bus with the patch work paint job with the peace sign on the side..... put down the tofu..... stop wearing the tie dye to Aikido class..... MY GOD MAN.... get the to a steakhouse and a gun show NOW...SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!

You see people first they get morph then suicide and next....who knows.

Its kind of like a ninja hippie or a stealth hippie thing....they sneak up on you and BANG before you know it your wearing a tie dye gi, listening to the Greatful Dead and going to a Beck concert and by the time you realize it is to late.... you're a card carrying, peace, love and tie dye hippie

But of course hippie or no hippie Aikido sucks like all other MA styles, it is just with hippies its worse

 

[blindsage]

Man I love patchouli.

 

[blindsage]

I have not bothered to read the last three pages, but I just wanted to stop by and tell you are all posting wrong and doing your martial arts wrong as well.

Even if they were doing them right, they'd still suuuuuccckkkk.

 

[Kajowaraku]

The problem with hippies is you can never have realistic training with them because they're not resisting. Darn pacifists will simply be compliant as you enthousiastically take them down. They breed like rabbits though (at least, so i've heard) so you'll have to wade through legions of compliant uke's before you finally succumb and start wearing a cowbell and grow a beard, at which point you will understand MA truelly sucks when dealing with hippies. The only thing that truelly repels a hippie infestation is pesticides. No flowers no hippies. my theory on agent orange? It wasn't invented to defoliate the jungle...

A shame, really. I think i'd look good with more facial hair

 

[Rich Parsons]

Even if they were doing them right, they'd still suuuuuccckkkk.

Don't even get me started on that one.

Oh and you didn't put enough u's in the word suck.

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

Peace, Love and Harmony to all people of the IDLYMAS thread! :wavey:

 

[TigerCraneGuy]

And therefore, since this thread has been set up by people who suck at posting right (except me of course!) to focus on martial arts and hippies and vikings and mongols, all of which suck, it can only mean that...

This thread sucks...

And since this thread sucks, General Martial Arts as a category must suck too, cause no category worth reading should ever contain a thread that sucks so badly.

And since General MAs sucks, then the whole... uh... maybe we shouldn't go there (sorry Bob )

 

[Dave Leverich]

Steve, awesome thread and thanks!

 

[morph4me]

Well what do you know... now THAT is the most most Hippie statement I have seen in a while

Get out of the VW bus with the patch work paint job with the peace sign on the side..... put down the tofu..... stop wearing the tie dye to Aikido class..... MY GOD MAN.... get the to a steakhouse and a gun show NOW...SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!

You see people first they get morph then suicide and next....who knows.

Its kind of like a ninja hippie or a stealth hippie thing....they sneak up on you and BANG before you know it your wearing a tie dye gi, listening to the Greatful Dead and going to a Beck concert and by the time you realize it is to late.... you're a card carrying, peace, love and tie dye hippie

But of course hippie or no hippie Aikido sucks like all other MA styles, it is just with hippies its worse

I took your advice and went to a gunshow, talk about your negative people. First the people at the gunshow got all bent out of shape when I started putting flowers in the baels of the guns, it really brightened up the place and they fit so well, so I was escorted out.

Then I went to a nearby steakhouse, and they wouldn't let me in, seem they took exception to my Meat is Murder T-shirt. They wouldn't even engage in a meaningful dialogue with me.

Then I went to the dojo, centered myself, felt all the love and positive energy, and all was right with the world. You should come and join us, all the negative energy is affecting your perception of things, and our sensei has this really cool insense, it comes in little bags and is natural, I can even see some seeds in it, and it really mellows you out.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I took your advice and went to a gunshow, talk about your negative people. First the people at the gunshow got all bent out of shape when I started putting flowers in the baels of the guns, it really brightened up the place and they fit so well, so I was escorted out.

Then I went to a nearby steakhouse, and they wouldn't let me in, seem they took exception to my Meat is Murder T-shirt. They wouldn't even engage in a meaningful dialogue with me.

Then I went to the dojo, centered myself, felt all the love and positive energy, and all was right with the world. You should come and join us, all the negative energy is affecting your perception of things, and our sensei has this really cool insense, it comes in little bags and is natural, I can even see some seeds in it, and it really mellows you out.

Oh morph.... my friend... you are to far gone...they got you before I found out...I'm sorry.... I'm so very sorry..... I hope you can forgive me......you hippie :disgust:

Wait there may be one last chance..... ummmm hey dude I ummmmmm think its a ummmm aaaaa bummer that there is all this a violence on TV and it would be really cool if you would stage a sit-in protest in your living room with all the necessary hippie accoutrements...whatever those may be.... and protest Kung Fu theater movie violence and watch movie after movie..... aaaaa...protesting it...by a.... watching it.... for lets say 36 hours straight that would be aaaaa…..sockin it to the…ummmm…man... would that be cool……. aaaaaa (what’s the word)..... (OH YEAH)....dude.

Peace, Love and Harmony to all people of the IDLYMAS thread! :wavey:

:erg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

NOT BRIAN TOO!!!!!:eye-popping:

My world just doesn't make sense anymore!!!!


OK Brian..... before its to late...first sit down and watch 24 hours of Old Kung Fu theater and Godzilla movies....then jump on a plane and fly to the Philippines and train train and train some more and if you can't get yourself to stop talking peace and love well then I guess it is best to just talk to some of the FMA guys about it…. I am betting they will then FORCE you to train :EG:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Peace, Love and Harmony to all people of the IDLYMAS thread! :wavey:

Bah Hum Bug!

 

[Rich Parsons]

And therefore, since this thread has been set up by people who suck at posting right (except me of course!) to focus on martial arts and hippies and vikings and mongols, all of which suck, it can only mean that...

This thread sucks...

And since this thread sucks, General Martial Arts as a category must suck too, cause no category worth reading should ever contain a thread that sucks so badly.

And since General MAs sucks, then the whole... uh... maybe we shouldn't go there (sorry Bob )

First you are using Logic in an arguement. WRONG!

B - your arguement is circular.
i.e. This sucks then that sucks which gets to the this site sucking which means all it members suck, but you state you do not suck. Wrong Premise. I guess you do suck. So there.

and 3rd I really think you need to get over apologizing. WOW.

 

[Xue Sheng]

First you are using Logic in an arguement. WRONG!

B - your arguement is circular.
i.e. This sucks then that sucks which gets to the this site sucking which means all it members suck, but you state you do not suck. Wrong Premise. I guess you do suck. So there.

and 3rd I really think you need to get over apologizing. WOW.

Well that sucks

 

[blindsage]

Suckers!!!!!

 

[RTKDCMB]

Worthless!

I'm currently developing the superior art of Dog Poo Do, self-defense for the masses. All you need is Rover and a series of plastic baggies. Of course, this is such a closely guarded secret that I will now have to kill everyone reading this thread. Sorry. I'm sure some of you will return as pampered bichon frises to avenge your masters.

:samurai:

Oh yeah My dog knows Jui Shitzu

 

[Mauthos]

Oh yeah My dog knows Jui Shitzu

No idea why but I found that soooo funny!! there is no helping me.

:lfao::lfao::lfao::lfao:

 

[crushing]

Oh yeah My dog knows Jui Shitzu

That was perfect! I would have taken it too far in claiming my dog, Imi, knows Jew Shitzu.