Explain this odd male behavior

[elder999]

All men spit when doing so, it's a reflex thing on a subconscious level, some guys just aren't aware of it.
What is worse is when the spit lands square on the fishing tackle, a hideous situation by all accounts (especially when there's a broad waiting in the bar ready to go off with you) and not one easily extricated from when in the public gents.

I keep my mouth shut as much as possible when using a public restroom-after 54 years, it's a reflex thing, but it started out completely conscious-if I could shut my nose without pinching it, I would do so.In any case, I'm fairly certain that I've never spat while peeing, and it's a fairly odd notion that expectoration is tied to urination on a some sort of reflex.....

 

[Touch Of Death]

She simply told you, the way some people ask you to remove your shoes when you enter their home, quite matter of factly, and maybe a little sternly.

Sternly enough that you knew she was not going to tolerate having to clean up pee around the outside of the toilet....:lfao:

After checking the medicine cabinet, it is best to leave no trace that you were ever in there.

 

[Zero]

I keep my mouth shut as much as possible when using a public restroom-after 54 years, it's a reflex thing, but it started out completely conscious-if I could shut my nose without pinching it, I would do so. In any case, I'm fairly certain that I've never spat while peeing, and it's a fairly odd notion that expectoration is tied to urination on a some sort of reflex.....

You're right, I was only jesting to cover up the fact that on reflection this is something I do now and then and not for any reason I am aware of, no idea why or whether this is a nature or nurture thing? And still not sure why Steve had to start this particular thread.

 

[elder999]

You're right, I was only jesting to cover up the fact that on reflection this is something I do now and then and not for any reason I am aware of, no idea why or whether this is a nature or nurture thing? And still not sure why Steve had to start this particular thread.

'Cause it bugs the **** out of him?

I've never observed this, and if I had, it would bug the **** out of me!

As it is, it bugs the **** out of me that I've never observed this-guarantee that I'll be on the lookout for it in the airports this week! :lfao:

 

[Zero]

'Cause it bugs the **** out of him?

I've never observed this, and if I had, it would bug the **** out of me!

As it is, it bugs the **** out of me that I've never observed this-guarantee that I'll be on the lookout for it in the airports this week! :lfao:

Yeah, now it bugs the #### outa me and I wonder if I can quit this vile habit, maybe there is an 0800-help line out there for us poor afflicted? "0800-QUIT_THE_SPIT" or something...I need help...

 

[Shai Hulud]

I was not aware of this odd male behavior.

 

[Dinkydoo]

I literally do this every single time. I too am in need of help.

 

[Steve]

You're right, I was only jesting to cover up the fact that on reflection this is something I do now and then and not for any reason I am aware of, no idea why or whether this is a nature or nurture thing? And still not sure why Steve had to start this particular thread.

I observed the behavior and thought it would be a lighthearted, random topic to discuss. Too much bickering lately. Thought this would be conflict free.


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[jks9199]

Don't you know... Nothing is conflict free on MT, and the more inconsequential the topic would appear in a normal environment, the more conflict it'll generate!

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