Etiquette

[hardheadjarhead]

Etiquette


During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students :

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies : "Wait a minute, I'm going to go take a p***."

The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "How about: I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute?"

The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Steve says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "




Regards,



Steve

 

[arnisador]

An excellenty solution to the problem.

 

[Shirt Ripper]

Nice. Will be put to good use.

 

[Deuce]

I gotta use that one for sure!

(and I wonder why I'm single)