"Distort my wish" game.

[CrankyDragon]

I wish my car would go invisible ....

Which seamed like a great idea, only the last time you went to Wal Mart, you couldnt remember where you parked, and had to call a taxi to get home. Only later did you find your car, when you went back the next day and saw a Cat D-9 dozer hovering about 1 foot off the pavement, they are getting ready to do some remodeling and build a gas mart, they parked the D-9 on top you your invisible car. Theres no more like it in the world, and yours is now ruined, never again to enjoy such a weird automobile.


I wish I never had to worry about money problems again, and didnt have to work anymore, so I can spend all my free time at home with the family.

 

[Sam]

you are forced to spend ALL your time at home with the family, never to train again.

I wish I could remember if I payed dues this month yet.

 

[someguy]

You realize you haven't this month or anyother month so now you must pay it all together right away.
I wish I had a tuner for my bass.

 

[Loki]

I wish I had a tuner for my bass.

Your wish is granted. You now have a finely tuned fish.

I wish for Britney Spears to succeed even more than she has already and remain the world's number 1 pop icon.

 

[OUMoose]

I wish for Britney Spears to succeed even more than she has already and remain the world's number 1 pop icon.

....

*blinks*

I'm not sure I can distort that one anymore....


*thinks...*

hmmmmm. OK.

*snaps fingers*

Granted!! The pop world reels after the announcement of Brittney Spears recent Transgender surgery! Brittney (now known as Brett) Spears has also come out and talked about his upcoming marrage to Christina Agulara (sp?). The pop duo are having the wedding at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch, who is also producing their next album. That Album is projected to start at #3 on the Billboard top 10.

I wish I could see what the world would have been like if Dubya had never come to power.

 

[shesulsa]

I wish I could see what the world would have been like if Dubya had never come to power.

You catch a glimpse of terrorist leaders found and dead, fewer starving people, lower taxes, better economy and further development on real fuel alternatives and are so impressed and happy you begin to weep ... just as hybrid human/aliens snatch you up and whisk you away to modify your memory, then return you to your home to observe what we now have as status quo.

I wish cops were nicer to law-abiding citizens.

 

[mrhnau]

I wish cops were nicer to law-abiding citizens.

Cops spend so much time being nice to law-abiding citizens that they don't have time to protect them and arrest nasty criminals!

I wish I paid less taxes!

MrH

 

[shesulsa]

I wish I paid less taxes!

Taxes drop dramatically as the government slashes and eliminates most assistance programs, but then you get robbed at least twice per week which you report to your insurance which drives your insurance rates higher than any tax you ever paid while you endure more crime than ever before.

I wish people would volunteer more.

 

[The Kai]

Great I'll start volunteering my opinion at every given moment

 

[Sam]

I wish my sister's husband wasnt a creep

 

[bluemtn]

Your wish is granted! He is so nice now, that it takes an hour to get from the door to the car because he holds the door for every single person at the mall. Not only that, he is filing for bankruptcy after donating every paycheck to every conceivable charity.

 

[bluemtn]

I wish people could drive the way they're supposed to!

 

[Sam]

no need to grant this wish. People CAN drive the way they should. They choose not to.

I wish it was easier to get into shape

 

[bluemtn]

Your wish is granted! You lost x- amount of lb., and everyone else has too. Now, however, your legs "fell asleep" from sitting in one position too long. Now your couch stinks because you didn't make it to the restroom!


I wish my job was enjoyable.

 

[someguy]

It's the greatest thing in the world. You do fun stuff all day long. The only problem is no it is no longer truely a job. As such you don' get paid.
I wish I could go back to bed right now.

 

[Navarre]

Stupidity, being relative, would mean that only the smartest person could procreate. This would leave only one fertile person and the population would die out.

I wish I wasn't so irresistable to young, nubile women.

 

[Sam]

I wish I wasn't so irresistable to young, nubile women.

*tries to come up with something but is speechless at navarre's irresistablity and can no longer form coherent thought*

 

[OUMoose]

Stupidity, being relative, would mean that only the smartest person could procreate. This would leave only one fertile person and the population would die out.

I wish I wasn't so irresistable to young, nubile women.

*snaps fingers*

your irresistability (is that a word? is now!) knows no bounds, until you're found in a hotel room with 20 pre-pubescent females, a goat, and 20lbs of smack. You are lashed to a post in Times Square and castrated publically on live television, then left hanging there in agony untill death arrives from blood loss, granting your wish.


I wish I had the money to pay off my loans and get on with my life.

 

[Sam]

You are lashed to a post in Times Square and castrated publically on live television, then left hanging there in agony untill death arrives from blood loss.

This is what we should do to convicted rapists. I bet the stats would dramatically drop.

I wish I had the money to pay off my loans and get on with my life.

You come into a large sum of money... because someone close to you with money died.

I wish it wasnt so cold outside (without being really really really hot either).

 

[someguy]

Now its just that cold inside. The outside is perfect. A nice sunny day. Gentle breeze. The shade feels perfect. Oh did I metion that your door is frozen shut and your inside.

I wish that I could play the Bass guitar insanely well.