"Distort my wish" game.

[Ceicei]

I wish I had unlimited time to go to my dojo and practice whenever I wanted.

 

[Navarre]

I wish that I could play the Bass guitar insanely well.

You find your wish easily granted. You pick up your axe and lay down some monster riffs. Crowds gather as you wail. Gorgeous women undulate in ecstacy before you and the media proclaim you "The Guitar God of the New Millennia".

... Slowly reality reforms around you and you realize you were indeed granted your wish. You only play the guitar insanely well. You bite frantically at the constraints of your straight jacket but it's no use. You finally surrender to the truth as your orderly comes into your padded cell. "Time to take your meds, Someguy."


I wish someone would distort my wish but still give me great news.

 

[someguy]

Actualy Navarre I'm cool with that.
I wish I had unlimited time to go to my dojo and practice whenever I wanted.
You are now immortal. THe obvious problem with immortality is that you will live for ever. The first millinium will be alright but after that you will be board to tears.

 

[Navarre]

I'm glad you don't let reality get in the way of your life, Someguy.

btw, What was the followup wish?

 

[KenpoEMT]

We have had a break in the cycle of wishing!! The continuum will start fading soon... I will sacrifice myself upon the sword of distortion:

I wish I could go back in time and redo some of the decisions I've made.

 

[Ceicei]

As the time warp takes effect, you return back in time. Decisions you've made in the past slowly change. Time progresses on up to the current date. You are no longer the same person. Because of the decisions and consequences with the changes, you associate with different people, you (gasp) don't do martial arts!

I wish I could rebuild my home from stratch and get three more rooms!

 

[hong kong fooey]

wish granted but the three rooms are only big enough for one person and theres no room for a bed.



I wish that i had a brand new car

 

[green meanie]

Wish granted. Unfortunately your car runs on kindness and that seems to be in short supply these days.

I wish... Hmmm.... I wish I could read minds.

 

[Sam]

thats a terrible wish. We dont even have to distort it.

Do you REALLY want to know what everything thinks? Sure, it would be fun, for like a minute, until you hear the thoughts you never wanted to hear.

I wish I didnt need contacts.

 

[Kreth]

I wish I didnt need contacts.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's because you've contracted a degenerative disease that attacks the optic nerve.

I wish my Vikings could put together one good season, and actually win the Super Bowl.

 

[hong kong fooey]

Wish granted but after they win there coach is fired and all the players are drafted to the OAKLAND RAIDERS. lol

I wish that I was a WWE Wrestler

 

[Kreth]

I wish that I was a WWE Wrestler

Wish granted. Your first 10 matches are as a crazed "fan" doing run-ins and getting squashed by Carlito.

 

[Kreth]

Wish granted. Your first 10 matches are as a crazed "fan" doing run-ins and getting squashed by Carlito.

Wow, guess I killed this game...

 

[Navarre]

Wow, guess I killed this game...

Just waiting for a wish to distort.

 

[Kreth]

Oops...
I wish I had more time to divide among the important things in my life...

 

[Ceicei]

I wish I had more time to divide among the important things in my life...

Wish granted. You are given more time, but that amount of time is all divided up until you are only alloted just a minute for every single important thing that ever happened, now happen, and will happen in the future. Quantity does not equal Quality.

I wish for a premium cup of excellent hot chocolate to drink.

 

[Marginal]

I wish for a premium cup of excellent hot chocolate to drink.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, cups made of hot chocolate don't hold up too well vs gravity.

I wish for a milk dud.

 

[TheBattousai]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, cups made of hot chocolate don't hold up too well vs gravity.

I wish for a milk dud.

Wish granted, but the milk dud has been enlarged to the size of the moon and is being pulled to earth by the gravitational pull and it will surely end all excistence.......unless you can eat it all before then.

I wish that I had a time machine.

 

[someguy]

YOur wish is granted and you build a have a time machine which takes you back in time causing an event that doesn't allow you to wish for the time machine which means you can't stop yourself from getting it thus youhave a time machine and you don't. Great you destroyed time.
I wish I had breakfast this morning.

 

[Navarre]

You find breakfast easily: Marginal's moon-sized Milk Dud.

You eat heartily but throw up long before finishing it. The Earth is subsequently destroyed by a messy Milk Dud with a few bites missing.

I wish to be understand the Meaning of Life.