"Distort my wish" game.

[Ceicei]

I wish that I was perfect in every sense of the word

The word is flawless as made by you; unfortunately, that's all it is worth...no one else notices this.

I wish my house is absolutely spotless.

 

[kid]

Your wish is my command. your house has vanished.

I wish I had a yummy steak to eat.

 

[someguy]

You have a amazing wooden stake to eat. It tastes increadible. It has been grilled to perfection. Now if only it wasn't wooden and so splintery.
I wish I was not sick.

 

[ppko]

wish granted you become well and are doing well for several months until you slip and fall you are now a quadrapalegic (? on spelling not sure), I wish I had a time machine that goes to any time that I want it to, but will also bring me back to where I started and I can use it as many times as I want

 

[Sam]

granted... the first time you go to the future, the gov't steals it. Now THEY have it, and mess up history as we know it.

I wish I looked more like my hispanic mom and less like my albino-white dad.

 

[kid]

Granted, you can no longer speak or understand english and your id hasn't been changed to look like you now. The INS are at your door to deport you.


I wish that no one will take offense in that messed up wish.

 

[ppko]

Granted noone takes offense instead they take action and string you up (laughing in an evil way). I wish I was Bill Gates most beloved kid and left everything

 

[Carol]

Your wish is granted. But, Bill Gates gave most of his money to a charitable foundation and what is left for you wouldn't even cover your car payment.

I wish I was a black belt.

 

[shesulsa]

Your black belt is granted and you find yourself suddenly at the bottom of the heap once more, that black is the new white.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[Marginal]

Granted. You think of the perfect wish that couldn't ever be misinterpreted or backfire that insures perfect happiness for you and all your loved ones. (Too bad you used up your wish already.)

I wish for the ability to make anthing I can imagine real so long as I'm picturing what I want to appear, and the actual materialization is controlled by speaking the keyword, "Ozymandius" and whatever I'm imagining doesn't do anything stupid like appear half inside me etc.

 

[someguy]

You have a really weird dream which in which you imagine the death of the world through killer rabits. Unfortunatly you just happen to say "Ozymandius" in your sleep and now we need some holy handgrenades if it's not to late.


I wish I had a holy hand grenade... Ah its a bunny run.

 

[Sam]

you have a holy hand grenade, but no hands. You just sit there, looking at it, trying to pull the pin with your feet. No one is around, and the bunnies are coming...

I wish I hadnt cut my hair off.

 

[Hand Sword]

Granted. All of the hair on your entire body, that has been cut of over the years, returns to what it would be now, wrapping you up in a coccoon of hair.

I wish I was never born.

 

[Sam]

Granted. All of the hair on your entire body, that has been cut of over the years, returns to what it would be now, wrapping you up in a coccoon of hair.

ew ew ew ewwwwww

 

[green meanie]

I wish I was never born.

Granted. You were hatched. *cheep cheep cheep*

I wish....

Damn, this is harder than I thought.

I wish I was a Superhero.

 

[Sam]

but.... you are, arent you?

 

[green meanie]

but.... you are, arent you?

hehehe. Shh! It's a secret.

I wish I had a *new* super power then.

 

[bydand]

And your new superhero name shall be - BO. With the amazing ability to render anyone incapacited using nothing more than natural bodily order.


I wish Ashida Kim could show up for less than $10,000 at soke hatsumi's training hall.

 

[someguy]

Say it with me now $9999.99+ S&H and if you act now I will throw in a free... err umm never mind.
I wish that I had a great job.

 

[Hand Sword]

Granted. You have a great job that you did 10 yrs. ago posted on your resume', and in your memory.


I wish I was still in high school.