matt.m
Senior Master
A blonde and brunette sit watching the 5 'o' clock news where a man is threatning to jump off a bridge.
The blonde says to the brunette i bet you $100 that he doesn't jump the brunette replies "ok i bet you $100 that he does jump."
Sure enough the man jumped off of the bridge and killed himself.
The blonde gets out $100 and gives it to the brunette.
The brunette says "i can't take your money."
"Why not?" replied the blonde.
"Because i watched the 12 '0' clock news and he was on then so i knew that he was going to jump."
The blonde replied "i watched the 12 'o' clock news as well but i didn't think that he would jump again."
The blonde says to the brunette i bet you $100 that he doesn't jump the brunette replies "ok i bet you $100 that he does jump."
Sure enough the man jumped off of the bridge and killed himself.
The blonde gets out $100 and gives it to the brunette.
The brunette says "i can't take your money."
"Why not?" replied the blonde.
"Because i watched the 12 '0' clock news and he was on then so i knew that he was going to jump."
The blonde replied "i watched the 12 'o' clock news as well but i didn't think that he would jump again."
