Yep, I didn't get very far. He opens with:
"To begin with, many of you don’t even know what a real martial art is, but it is no wonder, since the power of the media has baffled it’s true meaning."
Oh, ok, we're all stupid but it isn't really our fault, we are just easily duped by the media.
But wait there's hope because then he says:
"To make things clear, I want to start by explaining you what a martial art is..."
Oh thank goodness! I'm so happy we have someone who can save us from our ignorance and tell us the things we would never know without him.
Reading his dribble is time I could've spent watching Enter the Dojo. At least that has some comic value.