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She takes great care of me.
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edhead2000
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Too bad I can't get a wife. 
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I am NOT going there!Originally posted by edhead2000
Too bad I can't get a wife.
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edhead2000
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Well it's true!!
Well, she already said I was the perfect man and I'm taken so what else is she supposed to do?
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Originally posted by theletch1
Well, she already said I was the perfect man and I'm taken so what else is she supposed to do?
I'm nearly perfect, and just got dumped...
The best way to cook cat is like this:
Get out your Ron Popeil Showtime Rotissery Oven. (If you dont have one a Geroge Forman Lean mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine is a good second choice)
First you clean the cat, being sure to remove any organs and fur.
Then, to knock it up a notch, give it a good blast from your Spice Weasel, BAM!
Grill to taste.
LOL!
Whacked I say.. All of you~!
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edhead2000
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Will you be my valentine?
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TheRustyOne
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I had chinese, it was free, and tasted a bit like dog...hmm...where'd the beagle that wanders campus go to?
Took my wife to pick out a new (to her) car. After all the paper work we stopped and had lunch, guess what Tess? The had OKRA, breaded OKRA!! YUMMY!!!!!!! I was more excited about the veggies than Tina was about the Mustang.
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edhead2000
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I need a new car. hint, hint.
You couldn't afford the price she has to pay for the spoiling she gets....:EG:
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...ain't touchin' that with a forty foot pole..:shrug:
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edhead2000
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I take my perfect man comment back!
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...I resemble that.
Oh ..........*runs and hides* heheee.. glad you Enjoyed~!
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how could you be more excited over a fried vegetable than a car....
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edhead2000
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Originally posted by Chronuss
how could you be more excited over a fried vegetable than a car....
Haven't I always told you that men make no sense!?!?!? :rofl:
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I make plenty of sense....just gotta have a few drinks in me to do so...
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edhead2000
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Originally posted by Chronuss
I make plenty of sense....just gotta have a few drinks in me to do so...
Ah ha!!! The secret is out!! Get those men drunk first, woo hoo.
