A Tale of Courage from the Marvelous Monk Wong

[Xue Sheng]

I ran this through Google translate and got: Flower fist embroidered legs

I feel so much wiser now!

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That is what my Sanda Shifu called my first shifu

 

[geezer]

Well this has been fun...but I no longer wish to waste time on this load of Wuxia so...
...and the Wong Follower is wasting my time

Me too - it's time to move on, although I really enjoyed everybody's light-hearted comments for the last few minutes. Now I have to get to work.

 

[gyoja]

Me too - it's time to move on, although I really enjoyed everybody's light-hearted comments for the last few minutes. Now I have to get to work.

Ewwwww! Work!

 

[Gyakuto]

I've asked you as at least twice to explain what you mean by "high level martial arts circles," and gyoja asked you at least once.

Illuminati. Like Fight Club, he’s not allowed to say.

 

[Wong Follower]

High level martial arts circles like The Brotherhood of Plumb Blossom Tigers, which none of you have probably even heard of.

 

[Gyakuto]

Me too - it's time to move on, although I really enjoyed everybody's light-hearted comments for the last few minutes. Now I have to get to work.

I haven’t had so much fun in ages. I’m sick of everybody’s well constructed, knowledge-based, thoughtful, experienced arguments and answers. Your all too learned and it’s boring compared to this tread!

 

[Gyakuto]

High level martial arts circles like The Brotherhood of Plumb Blossom Tigers, which none of you have probably even heard of.

I’m a actually a member and of it’s higher brotherhood level ‘The Fragrant Rice Leopards’. If you’ve heard of that, then you are legit!

 

[Wong Follower]

I haven't heard of this - I suspect you have a vivid imagination Gyakuto! Anyway, I'll see you in the morning right?

 

[Hot Lunch]

High level martial arts circles like The Brotherhood of Plumb Blossom Tigers, which none of you have probably even heard of.

Then what's the point of saying "high level martial arts circles" to us, if you are not able or willing to explain what it is to us in terms that establish legitimacy?

 

[Wong Follower]

Perhaps I should not have mentioned them to you - I had hoped there were some high level martial artists on here, but instead all I find = wrong-doers.

 

[Gyakuto]

I haven't heard of this - I suspect you have a vivid imagination Gyakuto!

I have no imagination at all. You won’t have heard of it, you too lowly.

Anyway, I'll see you in the morning right?

Yes…Northern line allowing.

 

[Hot Lunch]

Perhaps I should not have mentioned them to you - I had hoped there were some high level martial artists on here, but instead all I find = wrong-doers.

You should've have come here spewing all that BS in the first place, but you did. And now you're being asked questions.

 

[Wong Follower]

As mentioned, we'll be practising walking meditation tomorrow in small separated groups (or possibly individually). This is basic training in the Wong style.

 

[Gyakuto]

Perhaps I should not have mentioned them to you - I had hoped there were some high level martial artists on here, but instead all I find = wrong-doers.

Wrong-doers

 

[Gyakuto]

As mentioned, we'll be practising walking meditation tomorrow in small separated groups (or possibly individually). This is basic training in the Wong style.

I’m very familiar with this from the Cha’n group I sit with.

 

[Wong Follower]

Excellent. To untrained eyes, it may look like there will be people just walking around the park. Many of those people however will be my students (deep in this meditation).

 

[Hot Lunch]

Wrong-doers

I'd pay a streetwalker to come with me, just to see if she gets "the private lesson."

 

[gyoja]

Perhaps I should not have mentioned them to you - I had hoped there were some high level martial artists on here, but instead all I find = wrong-doers.

Only in your mind.

 

[Gyakuto]

Excellent. To untrained eyes, it may look like there will be people just walking around the park. Many of those people however will be my students (deep in this meditation).

Let’s hope it doesn’t rain. I don’t do rain.

 

[skribs]

At this point I can't tell if OP actually thinks people will believe him (whether he believes this himself or if he thinks somehow this will make his school seem legitimate), or if this is entirely a troll post.