A Tale of Courage from the Marvelous Monk Wong

[Hot Lunch]

As many of you know, I'm a disciple of the great Monk Wong.

Is he the Chinese version of The Great Cornholio? Does he need TP for his bung hole?

 

[Wong Follower]

Is he the Chinese version of The Great Cornholio? Does he need TP for his bung hole?

Be respectful of the great monk sir - his exploits are known throughout the land in certain circles.

 

[Hot Lunch]

Be respectful of the great monk sir - his exploits are known throughout the land in certain circles.

I'm trying to. I am trying to give him TP. I don't want his bung hole to become angry.

 

[Wong Follower]

I'm trying to. I am trying to give him TP. I don't want his bung hole to become angry.

Sorry Mr Lunch, but I don't understand what you're typing. Are you saying you wish to learn more about the great Wong's exploits in Beijing (in his youth)?

 

[Gyakuto]

It was many years ago - I had only been in the temple a few months at this point.

Iron Arm Lu, who had become known in the province as a master who means business, had amassed a large following. Indeed, his kicking skills were said to be second to none. One day, he knocked thrice on the Leopard Temple doors. We all knew what was coming.

Lu and Wong faced off - only one would emerge victorious. Lu thrust his famous iron arms (so called because of their immense power) towards Monk Wong's face. However, using circle stepping, Wong got behind Lu and struck him with a phoenix-eye strike.

Wong emerged victorious. Lu bowed, saying, "Forgive me Monk Wong. Thy skills are not only the most ferocious but also noblest in the province".

Can you see at all, Wong Follower, why your stories seem so unlikely?

 

[Wong Follower]

Can you see at all, Wong Follower, why your stories seem so unlikely?

Remarkable yes - but few question these stories when they've met Monk Wong himself.

 

[Gyakuto]

Remarkable yes - but few question these stories when they've met Monk Wong himself.

Which none of us have, or ever will. You’ve made it all up.

 

[Wong Follower]

Which none of us have, or ever will. You’ve made it all up.

You're wrong there - I for one have met him. In fact, I spent many years training with him, so you've embarrassed yourself.

 

[Gyakuto]

You keep getting better and better.

 

[Wong Follower]

You keep getting better and better.

Daily improvement is one of the tenants of our style. Indeed, a folk tale told to us by Monk Wong -


Each dawn, the crane awakens to the symphony of nature, its slender form bathed in the golden hues of the rising sun. With each graceful sweep of its wings, it embraces the teachings of the wind, mastering its flight with effortless precision. Through the whispers of the bamboo leaves and the gentle caress of the breeze, the crane hones its artistry, weaving through the sky with a fluidity born of endless dedication and boundless passion.

 

[gyoja]

You keep getting better and better.

I saw an episode of Kung Fu theater once…

 

[Wong Follower]

I saw an episode of Kung Fu theater once…

What's that got to do with this? Let's try to keep on topic friends

 

[gyoja]

What's that got to do with this? Let's try to keep on topic friends

It has everything to do with your story “friend”.

 

[Wong Follower]

It has everything to do with your story “friend”.

Let's agree to disagree

 

[gyoja]

Let's agree to disagree

Then we will just disagree.

 

[Wong Follower]

Then we will just disagree.

And I agree

 

[Hot Lunch]

And I agree

Let's get back to your bottom line. You're looking for students. No one here is buying your crap, and we all think you belong in the looney bin. So where do you go from here on this forum?

 

[Wong Follower]

Let's get back to your bottom line. You're looking for students. No one here is buying your crap, and we all think you belong in the looney bin. So where do you go from here on this forum?

Yes, let's go back to the bottom line. I will be teaching the basics of Wong style, for free, tomorrow morning in Central London. Those who question my methods are welcome to join. Those who are afraid, will not be there.

 

[Hot Lunch]

Yes, let's go back to the bottom line. I will be teaching the basics of Wong style, for free, tomorrow morning in Central London. Those who question my methods are welcome to join. Those who are afraid, will not be there.

Yeah, I'm afraid, alright. Afraid your lost your damned mind.

 

[Wong Follower]

Yeah, I'm afraid, alright. Afraid your lost your damned mind.

Easy to throw insults around, but those who wish to be more than arm-chair warriors may join me tomorrow morning for training.