The Wong Way

[Wing Woo Gar]

No worries we all make mistakes sometimes.

No wild tigers there. Lie lie lie.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

I've proven myself already through mastering the Wong style. Few will argue with that.

You are quite Wong about this.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

As I already mentioned, I'm borrowing the term from chess.

Like you borrow your stories from bad screen plays.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Amazing!

You said 8:30am!

Go see him!

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Easily the best and funniest thread I have ever seen here. Thanks guys!

 

[Xue Sheng]

Amazing!

You said 8:30am!

This thread is hilarious.

Triad Gangs in Shanghai.... REALLY... Triads all moved out of China when the PRC became the PRC. The PRC would not call on some martial arts guy to get rid of triads, they just send in the military and kill them an give the local police the same order too. No arrest, no trial, just found guilty and shot

Which is why many of the Chinese gangs left Hong Kong for the US and other places when China took back Hong Kong..... my goodness the whole call a Chinese martial arts guy to get rid of the Triad on mainland China is simply ridiculous... there were no Triads and most martial artists at that time stayed quiet and did not want to be noticed.... if they were... it was off to the re-education camp for them.... there is a Chinese saying that translate to "The nail that stands up gets pounded down"

Now please can we just let this stupid idiotic senseless fictitious post die

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

This thread is hilarious.

Triad Gangs in Shanghai.... REALLY... Triads all moved out of China when the PRC became the PRC. The PRC would not call on some martial arts guy to get rid of triads, they just send in the military and kill them an give the local police the same order too. No arrest, no trial, just found guilty and shot

Which is why many of the Chinese gangs left Hong Kong for the US and other places when China took back Hong Kong..... my goodness the whole call a Chinese martial arts guy to get rid of the Triad on mainland China is simply ridiculous... there were no Triads and most martial artists at that time stayed quiet and did not want to be noticed.... if they were... it was off to the re-education camp for them.... there is a Chinese saying that translate to "The nail that stands up gets pounded down"

Now please can we just let this stupid idiotic senseless fictitious post die

No no no, this was the best! I can’t get enough. I’m not sure how I missed the beginning. This is even better than teasing you with bacon

 

[Buka]

Cue the popcorn.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

This thread is hilarious.

Triad Gangs in Shanghai.... REALLY... Triads all moved out of China when the PRC became the PRC. The PRC would not call on some martial arts guy to get rid of triads, they just send in the military and kill them an give the local police the same order too. No arrest, no trial, just found guilty and shot

Which is why many of the Chinese gangs left Hong Kong for the US and other places when China took back Hong Kong..... my goodness the whole call a Chinese martial arts guy to get rid of the Triad on mainland China is simply ridiculous... there were no Triads and most martial artists at that time stayed quiet and did not want to be noticed.... if they were... it was off to the re-education camp for them.... there is a Chinese saying that translate to "The nail that stands up gets pounded down"

Now please can we just let this stupid idiotic senseless fictitious post die

He has a better chance at seeing a triad gang than a tiger.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Cue the popcorn.

Yes!

 

[Hot Lunch]

When asked a question, it's either "Mr. Wong hasn't shared that with me" or "I'm not allowed to discuss that."

By the time a child reaches the 2nd grade, they already know to walk away from a goofball who teases "I know something I won't tell."

I'm not sure what kind of fools he takes the general adult population for.

 

[Kung Fu Wang]

I was walking near the Leopard Temple when I saw a crane and a tiger.

What's the chance to see a tiger near a temple? What's the chance to see a tiger and crane at the same time near a temple?

 

[Badhabits]

Pretty sure I just reached enlightenment reading this thread

 

[Hot Lunch]

If I was in London, I'd probably show up just to watch from a distance. I'd be hoping that what he does in the park catches the attention of a hooligan with something to prove.

 

[geezer]

What's the chance to see a tiger near a temple? What's the chance to see a tiger and crane at the same time near a temple?

Wait, do they have "Temples" at zoos in Asia? Ot at least little shrines? Could explain a lot.

Or perhaps we're talking heavy equipment ...like using the famous Tiger-Crane technique:

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

What's the chance to see a tiger near a temple? What's the chance to see a tiger and crane at the same time near a temple?

Better chances if that temple is not in henan province, which has no wild tigers.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Pretty sure I just reached enlightenment reading this thread

That’s just indigestion. Junk food will do that.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

If I was in London, I'd probably show up just to watch from a distance. I'd be hoping that what he does in the park catches the attention of a hooligan with something to prove.

I will buy the pints after the show.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Wait, do they have "Temples" at zoos in Asia? Ot at least little shrines? Could explain a lot.

Or perhaps we're talking heavy equipment ...like using the famous Tiger-Crane technique:

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Very very well played!

 

[Prince_Alarming]

Is there a master wing as well?