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SeaGULL. Heās a big white bird unfairly notorious for stealing oneās chips and ice creams on the seafront. Seagull has stolen a few chips in his timeSo basically, he's Seagal's Glimmer Man. A man of war, who chose to walk a peaceful path, and that path was paved with the blood of his enemies, as he quested to find his true paradise: Russia.
I was buying some cologne the other day and found one I liked. It was called āRussian Leatherā and as a vegetarian, both those words put me off it Looking at my expression, I was quickly informed by the shop assistant, that the word āRussianā was being replaced by āDarkā in the next batch.