Yo Mamma Jokes

[Cruentus]

Yo mamma's such a red-neck, instead of using a feather to get kinky, she uses the whole chicken!

Yo mamma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she yells "DING!" Then when I walked through her front door, I was in her backyard!

Yo mamma's so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind!

Yo mamma's so stupid that when she heard it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mamma's such a stupid hoe that when asked on a job application, "Sex?" she marked "M-F, and usually twice on Sat."

Yo mamma's so stupid, when she asked what kind of Jeans I had on, and I said "Guess", then she said "Levi!"

Yo mamma's so poor and dumb that she put out the cigerette butt that was heating her house!

Yo mamma's so hairy that yo almost died of rug burn at birth!

Yo mamma's so nasty, I called her for phone sex, and got an ear infection!

yo mamma's so old, when I said "act your age!" she died!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are in her right now!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got on her electronic scale, it screamed and died!

Yo mamma's like a rifle, four cocks and she's loaded!

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, that I can't believe it's not butter! And her gums are so black, she spits Yoo-hoo!

Just don't tell yo mamma I said any of this, cause she's so strong that she threw a frisbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet, she's so tough that she referees bar fights with her shirt off, and she's probably TWICE the man you are!

 

[Jill666]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who let you off the leash? Someone grab him- he running amok!

 

[Cruentus]

:CTF:

:supcool:

 

[GaryM]

I would appreciate it if you would all refrain from casting despariging remarks on all the women I've slept with. You should also show me some respect since I may be your father.

 

[Kenpo Wolf]

As much as I'm enjoing this thread, it should have a warning in the topic about mature content. I know if I was a parent, thank god I'm not, I would'nt want my kid picking up this great material and taking it to school

BTW, those are some good ones Paul

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by GaryM
I would appreciate it if you would all refrain from casting despariging remarks on all the women I've slept with. You should also show me some respect since I may be your father.

Then do you owe me some back child support! Pay up, you dead beat.

 

[KatGurl]

Originally posted by Kenpo Wolf
As much as I'm enjoing this thread, it should have a warning in the topic about mature content. I know if I was a parent, thank god I'm not, I would'nt want my kid picking up this great material and taking it to school

BTW, those are some good ones Paul

lol! :lol:

 

[Cruentus]

Originally posted by Kenpo Wolf
As much as I'm enjoing this thread, it should have a warning in the topic about mature content. I know if I was a parent, thank god I'm not, I would'nt want my kid picking up this great material and taking it to school

BTW, those are some good ones Paul

Yea, I know...the rifle one was a little overboard. Believe it or not, I actually did sensor myself....oh yes it could have been worse!

I'm glad you all got a laugh!

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Kenpo Wolf
I would'nt want my kid picking up this great material and taking it to school

I resent that remark!

 

[J-kid]

Yo momma is so fat she has her own orbit.

Yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came down.

Had to add my 2 cents in here.

 

[Seig]

*Boot to the Groin*

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by GaryM
I would appreciate it if you would all refrain from casting despariging remarks on all the women I've slept with. You should also show me some respect since I may be your father.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That was funny.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That was funny.

I still say that if this is true, he may owe us all back child support.

 

[Doc]

You know you really don't want to play this game with a black man. OK here goes.


Yo Mama so ugly when she was little, they would tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her!

 

[Kirk]

Originally posted by Doc
You know you really don't want to play this game with a black man. OK here goes.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Doc
Yo Mama so ugly when she was little, they would tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her!

Double ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Doc
You know you really don't want to play this game with a black man. OK here goes.


Yo Mama so ugly when she was little, they would tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her!

I hear she was so ugly, the dog wouldn't eat the pork chop/

 

[Mon Mon]

Yo Mamma is like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck.

Yo mamma is so ugly her face could make onions cry.




What are some of Yo Mamma Jokes i know you must have some

 

[KatGurl]

Yo momma so ugly, Shrek divorced Princess Fionna, and fell deeply in love.

Yo momma so fat, she hasn't seen ANYTHING since she was 2 years old.

Yo momma so dumb, a 3 year old had to teach her the alphabet.

They may not be that good... but I'm trying.

 

[Doc]

Originally posted by KatGurl
Yo momma so ugly, Shrek divorced Princess Fionna, and fell deeply in love.

Yo momma so fat, she hasn't seen ANYTHING since she was 2 years old.

Yo momma so dumb, a 3 year old had to teach her the alphabet.

They may not be that good... but I'm trying.

Get that weak stuff otta hear. You messin with the master.

Here you go;

"Yo momma got so much hair in her armpits,
She look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock."

 

[Kirk]

Originally posted by Doc
Get that weak stuff otta hear. You messin with the master.

Here you go;

"Yo momma got so much hair in her armpits,
She look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock."

Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Okay, that's the best one so
far!