Yo Mamma Jokes

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Lol, good to know you have a sense of humour :asian: And I know Im british But we do have Walk and stop on our Traffic Lights

Anyway back on track, Rich your momma got a Glass Eye with a fish in it

MOB your Momma is so fat she attracts stray comets!

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
MOB your Momma is so fat she attracts stray comets!

Rich your momma so Ugly not even I will touch her!

 

[Rich Parsons]

MOB See Kaith Post! Yo Momma is so ugly she gives that Momma nightmares!


MOB Yo Momma is Fat she stepped into the Atlantic Ocean and everyone thought the polar ice caps had melted.


:rofl:

 

[Master of Blades]

Rich, yo' momma so damn ugly that your having to go on www.yourmommacusses.com just to try and cover it up

And just for the record........Your momma's momma is uglier then my momma who is uglier then his momma who gives Freddy Krueger Nightmares!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Rich, yo' momma so damn ugly that your having to go on www.yourmommacusses.com just to try and cover it up

And just for the record........Your momma's momma is uglier then my momma who is uglier then his momma who gives Freddy Krueger Nightmares!

Nope! Not True!

Besides your link is broke? Does it work for you?

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Nope! Not True!

Besides your link is broke? Does it work for you?

Your momma SOOOOOOO dumb that she passed her dumbness onto you cuz I just made that link up!

Now who fell into whos trap

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Your momma SOOOOOOO dumb that she passed her dumbness onto you cuz I just made that link up!

Now who fell into whos trap

:rofl: :rofl:

MOB Your Momma is dumb her children actually think they have a sense of humor.

Besides I got you to take the bait and reply

 

[Kirk]

Your momma's so fat it'd take an hour on high bandwidth to
download a jpg of her.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
:rofl: :rofl:

MOB Your Momma is dumb her children actually think they have a sense of humor.

Besides I got you to take the bait and reply

Tou Ché!

Rich, your momma so ugly that when she gave birth The doctor slapped her instead of the baby! :rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Kirk & MOB,

Both yo momma's are so stupid they wanted to name you 'Carbon' and 'Carbon2' since you guys are Crabon Copies. :rofl: :rofl:



Did I actually Say That? Kaith, please be lenient

 

[Kirk]

Oh yeah?!?! Well Your momma's so old she was a waitress at
the Last Supper.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Kirk & MOB,

Both yo momma's are so stupid they wanted to name you 'Carbon' and 'Carbon2' since you guys are Crabon Copies. :rofl: :rofl:



Did I actually Say That? Kaith, please be lenient

Ouch man............that hurt.

Yeah well your momma so dumb that she made her son even think she can step to the Master Of Blades!

 

[Sanddragon]

Not at anyone just throwing a few into the fray...

Your momma is so fat when she hauls *** it takes two trips.

Your momma is fat when she backs up her *** makes that little beeping noise.

Your momma is so fat that small children are afraid of her due to the gravitational pull.

Your momma is so stupid, she got fired from a volunteer job.

That is a few for now.....

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Sanddragon
Not at anyone just throwing a few into the fray...

Your momma is fat when she backs up her *** makes that little beeping noise.

That is a few for now.....

Ahhhhhh........man you stole my best one. I was gonna use that one as my Fatality against Rich

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Kirk












Oh yeah?!?! Well Your momma's so old she was a waitress at
the Last Supper.

Yeah and so what about your mother, she was so old she was Adam's Mother in Law.

Makes me wonder about how old you are?

 

[Sanddragon]

Sorry MOB... hehehehe

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Ouch man............that hurt.

Yeah well your momma so dumb that she made her son even think she can step to the Master Of Blades!

Yo MOB,

Yo Momma is so dumb she could not teach you right.

You meant to say
"Yeah well your momma so SMART that she made her son KNOW HE can step ON the Master Of Blades! "

:rofl:

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Yo MOB,

Yo Momma is so dumb she could not teach you right.

You meant to say
"Yeah well your momma so SMART that she made her son KNOW HE can step ON the Master Of Blades! "

:rofl:

Your momma so dumb she COULDNT teach you right if she wanted to!

And Sandragon......I'll get you back somehow!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Your momma so dumb she COULDNT teach you right if she wanted to!

And Sandragon......I'll get you back somehow!

MOB,


Yo Momma is dumb her son believes he will get back at sand dragon.

Yo Momma is so fat Newtons' Apple fell and hit her first before hitting the ground.