Word Association

[Lisa]

chair, beer, twinkies and a TV, and I have the remote god dammit = every man's heaven

 

[Ceicei]

every man's heaven = the best of everything at his whim

 

[Elizium]

the best of everything at his whim = unless he strays then he loses everything

 

[Ceicei]

he strays then he loses everything = a HUGE mistake with a HUGE price

 

[Elizium]

a HUGE mistake with a HUGE price = and repentance only comes under the eyes of the Gods.

 

[Zepp]

and repentance only comes under the eyes of the Gods = polytheism

 

[Fight with attitude]

polytheism = Native Americans

 

[Scout_379]

Native Americans - Dances with Wolves


didn't I say I watch too many movies?

 

[Elizium]

Dances with Wolves = Another 3 hours of wasted TV time

 

[KatGurl[v2]]

Dances with Wolves = Another 3 hours of wasted TV time

Another 3 hours of wasted TV time = The Lord of the Rings

Sorry, peoples, but, I'm not a big fan...

 

[Elizium]

The Lord of the Rings

Sorry, peoples, but, I'm not a big fan... = But I am a large person

 

[Ceicei]

But I am a large person = I am not

 

[Lisa]

I am not = nor will I ever be...

 

[Elizium]

nor will I ever be... = only if you get a sudden passion for lard.

 

[TigerWoman]

only if you get a sudden passion for lard = time to get worried about more than the waistline

 

[shesulsa]

time to get worried about more than the waistline = I can feel my arteries hardening just reading this.

 

[Ceicei]

I can feel my arteries hardening just reading this = coronary arrest

 

[kenpo tiger]

coronary arrest=no kenpo today!

 

[TigerWoman]

no kenpo today = no kenpoists in town

 

[Elizium]

no kenpoists in town = takeover, cried the ninjas in a hused tone. Shh, said the other, unseen. Who said that, said the third ETC ETC ETC