What The Heck Happened?

[Flatfish]

I'm not getting older, I'm leveling up.....

 

[JP3]

With all respect to Steven Hayes, teapots don't have knees that hurt when they get up in the morning.

True that.

Or, necks that pop and creak, backs that impinge, and ankles that lock-up at inopportune times.

 

[Langenschwert]

I saw a sign once that said,

"Do not regret growing old, it is a privilege denied to many."

 

[Buka]

I saw a sign once that said,

"Do not regret growing old, it is a privilege denied to many."

I saw that sign, too. But didn't have my glasses. Thought it said "We regret you old f's are denied the privilege of having too many drinks here."

So I left, thinking, "huh, tough crowd".