What Are Your favourite Movie Lines or Speeches?

I take you back to the film The Mechanic, where, at one point, Charles Bronson and Jan-Michael Vincent (J-MV) are poised to kill a bunch of motorcycle thugs. To gain entry to the thugly compound, J-MV poses as a chicken delivery man and utters that famous phrase, "Chicken Lickin' is lickin' chicken," and behold, the doors open.

 
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
 
In the Brinks Job from 78. The Judge sentences the bank robber to twenty years. The bank robber says -

Your Honor, I can't do no 20 years.

Judge: Well do as much as you can, son.
(Bangs gavel.)
 
That one from Bull Durham that starts with
"We'll, I believe in the soul..."

But quickly passes through areas where the forum prohibits us from going.
 
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
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"Who owns this S*it hole?"
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"Badges? We ain't got no badges. WE dont have no.. Stinkin Badges!!
 
Hello down there. Slow going?

Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this isn't as easy as it looks.

Sorry!

Thank you!

I do not suppose you could speed things up...

If you're in that much of a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

I could do that, but I do not think you would accept my help, seeing as I'm only waiting around to kill you!

That does put a damper on our relationship.
 
Relevant to many of the self defense discussions around here.

I just figured out why you're giving me so much trouble.

Why is that... do you think...

Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long... grunt... been specializing in groups. Fighting gangs for local charities. That sort of thing.

Why should that make such a... difference.

Well, you see, you use different moves... when you're fighting half a dozen people then when you only have to be worried about one.

I don't envy you the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, May you sleep,well and dream of large women.
 
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Nobody quite gives a speech like the French. Or at least like the British playing the French.

 
Bill Mattocks said:
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
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One of my favorites....

 
Now, I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead - Silverado


And "Boards Don't hit back" - Enter the Dragon


I actually used a line similar to that to avoid a fight in high school
 
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