Originally posted by tonbo
However, a good, high-line, telegraphed kick brings a smile to my face as well. Just contemplating that impending shot to my opponent's groin and his priceless reaction make for a truly rewarding experience. [/B]
That just made me remember a funny story. When I was a Green Belt
(10 yrs. ago), I was at a party where a TKD BB
(1 1/2 yrs. training) was there. This guy was of course talking and bragging to everybody there. I was ignoring him until my girlfriend at the time, decided to pipe in that I'm a Green Belt in Kenpo
(you ever notice how women love to get us in trouble). Well now this guy wouldn't leave me alone. I tried walking away, he followed. I tried changing the subject, no luck. I tried telling him I don't like to talk about MA in public, he didn't get it. After about 1 hour of this, I started to consider leaving the party before my ears started bleeding or I started crying.:waah:
About that time, he started to tell me about the powers of the all mighty round kick to the head. It must have been the frustration because I heard myself say, "That doesn't work in real life". He was insulted and decided to demonstrate his prowess with that kick. He steped back in a deep left bow, and threw a big, telegraphed round kick. I steped in and finger whiped the inner thigh of his base leg
(about 1/2" from the family jewels). His eyes got really big.:erg: He looked into my eyes, turned around, and limped out the party without a word.
The cool thing was that no one saw what I did. Everbody asked what happened. I said he must have pulled a groin muscle. Now I could do what I came to do.:drink2tha