Very rare martial arts.

[Ninway J]

I am a practitioner of the very rare and ancient 500,000 year old martial art of Cockroach-style Kung Fu.

It's a very good Kung Fu, you know?! Our basic stance is with our fists in front of our face and index fingers pointing outward to simulate antenae feelers. But watchout! Those feelers can turn into deadly finger-jabs and eye-pokes!

Groundfighting? No Problem! When we get knocked to the ground we just lay on our backs and kick and flail our arms like heck! 'Aint nobody can touch us! Right now our SiFu is teaching us the very difficult art of how to disappear when the lights are turned on.

 

[OULobo]

Now you just have to work on living hours after you head is cut off, surviving a nuclar holocaust and instant adaptation to all poisons.

 

[someguy]

Soon you will be invincible...oh no not that. Wait I have shoes never mind.

 

[Chicago Green Dragon]

But what do you do if someone knows the deaded

Shoe Man Fu............... :idunno:

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Chicago Green Dragon

:asian:

 

[psi_radar]

Somebody's been reading too much Kafka...

 

[Black Bear]

Tang Shoe Do?

San Shoe?

 

[Ninway J]

But what do you do if someone knows the deaded

Shoe Man Fu............... :idunno:

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Chicago Green Dragon

:asian:

*GASP* Oh no!

Weel, you gotta find me in the dark first. I just passed my test of disappearing when the lights turn on. :wink:

*scurries away*

 

[someguy]

Cockraoch style is very rare then I guess it isn't really like a cockroach.

 

[Gary Crawford]

There's a new motel in town!

 

[Ninway J]

There's a new motel in town!

Hmm, yeah...I think it's a dojo too, called the Cockroach MoJo (motel dojo)?

 

[theletch1]

Hmm, yeah...I think it's a dojo too, called the Cockroach MoJo (motel dojo)?

MoJo? Yeah, Baby! Yeah!

 

[Ninway J]

How about Three Stooges Kung Fu?