So I fall asleep on the couch in my Basement recroom in front of the TV... I am fast asleep when WHAM, I am awoken by a Chomp to the Nipple! I quickly slap at my attacker, which SQUEEKS and flies across the room... It's A BIG HAIRY RAT!
Well, Ok, In my half-asleep state, IT SEEMS like a big hairy rat. But it was in fact, a stupid mouse. I go in the bathroom, clean up the blood and pour some alcohol on it... (OW. Alcohol + Bloody Nipple = BAD) ANd go back to sleep. The next morning I go to the Doctor, get a shot, and everything is back to normal. Except later that night, sitting in the recroom watching some TV the MOUSE COMES OUT and is just sitting there! I grabbed up some Shuriken, and let fly! The first one hit the floor in front of and bounced over the damn thing... and it took off running! I flung 3 more at it, resulting in 3 BIG Shuriken Holes in the Drywall. But no dead mouse.
So Ive been watching for it... Last night I had a repeat of the Shuriken Incedent... I am TEMPTED to use my .22 to cap the mouse like some sort of Mafia Hitman, but at the same time, I think maybe I just need to go to Wal-mart and buy a Mousetrap.
Yes. This is a TRUE Story. The Damn Visit to the Doc cost me 50 Bucks too! The moral of the story is either having the right tool for the job is most important, or that I need additional practice with the shuriken. Hmmmm.
Well, Ok, In my half-asleep state, IT SEEMS like a big hairy rat. But it was in fact, a stupid mouse. I go in the bathroom, clean up the blood and pour some alcohol on it... (OW. Alcohol + Bloody Nipple = BAD) ANd go back to sleep. The next morning I go to the Doctor, get a shot, and everything is back to normal. Except later that night, sitting in the recroom watching some TV the MOUSE COMES OUT and is just sitting there! I grabbed up some Shuriken, and let fly! The first one hit the floor in front of and bounced over the damn thing... and it took off running! I flung 3 more at it, resulting in 3 BIG Shuriken Holes in the Drywall. But no dead mouse.
So Ive been watching for it... Last night I had a repeat of the Shuriken Incedent... I am TEMPTED to use my .22 to cap the mouse like some sort of Mafia Hitman, but at the same time, I think maybe I just need to go to Wal-mart and buy a Mousetrap.
Yes. This is a TRUE Story. The Damn Visit to the Doc cost me 50 Bucks too! The moral of the story is either having the right tool for the job is most important, or that I need additional practice with the shuriken. Hmmmm.