Here's the full first story: "Once there was a small donkey, a real ***, he knocked me on my *** so I went to the Dr. I said, "Doctor....get your donkey his party hat. Then the doctor got the hat and started singing and tap dancing. So I took a long hard look at that penguin on the window ledge, overlooking the great south side of Chicago where the wind blew my *** far far away into next year. The Doctor commented: I like sandwiches with juicy bacon. Blasphemous I know, because I'm vegan but bacon is as bacon does. And vegans hate "lousy hunter" label."
Next one will start in the next post. Whoever wants to can kick it off.
Next one will start in the next post. Whoever wants to can kick it off.
