Yari
Master Black Belt
An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a
log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across
the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk
47 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.
"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall.
Told you so, why did you read it![Wink ;) ;)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
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log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across
the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk
47 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.
"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall.
Told you so, why did you read it
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