For the last time Tez, you can`t have the photos of me and the guys ice bathing nude in the Oslo fjord
"We were ice bathing. You have to take into account the shrinkage factor!"
The Ultimate Question: Can a man kill a dinosaur?
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"We were ice bathing. You have to take into account the shrinkage factor!"
For the last time Tez, you can`t have the photos of me and the guys ice bathing nude in the Oslo fjord
going off in a sulk now.......
"Angry", pah! You need to learn proper berzerking from us Vikings
Then a tiger is no match anymore when you take on giants and dragons all day long.
The problem with you Vikings is that you have to pray to your holy mighty Odin and Thor. You have to borrow powers from gods.
Us Samurai only have to rely on the might of our Zen Buddhism.
Don Daly
Yellow Belt
Samson had supernatural strength (given by God). Never heard of anyone killing a lion, tiger, bear or dinosaur (dragon) bare handed. A well timed, powerful kick on the nose might discourage the animal from attacking, but killing it is another story. Even Davy Crockett had a knife (forget whether he killed his first bear with a rifle or a knife).
For pete's sake. This guy killed a shark with his bare hands:
Erik the Red skipper Iceman kills shark with bare hands - www.smh.com.au
THis guy wrestled a cougar with his bare hands-he was 70:
How to survive a cougar attack - Salon.com
And this guy killed a grizzly bear, with his bare hands:
The American Tale of C. Dale Petersen affotd
Rammed his arm down it's throat, then cutoff the blood flow to its brain by biting it on the jugular, then beat it to death with a stick after it passed out!
Cirdan
Senior Master
The problem with you Vikings is that you have to pray to your holy mighty Odin and Thor. You have to borrow powers from gods.
Us Samurai only have to rely on the might of our Zen Buddhism.
Actually we Vikings don`t have to "borrow" any powers from Allfather Odin or Thor the Thunderer, we merely give thanks. Both of them did do much sleeping around with mortal woman all us scandinavians got some Aesir blood flowing in our veins, the power is within us all
donald1
Senior Master
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
This man can
Well at this point any further discussion on the topic is moot..... Chuck beats all
Shai Hulud
Purple Belt
No. I will answer your attention grabber.
This hyopthetical man would take the big purple dinosaur, power-clean his rump off the ground, squat, then press and toss him into the air, all before delivering a mid-air superman punch then arm-wrestling him until the dinosaur in question taps out with his tiny frail little arms.
This hyopthetical man would take the big purple dinosaur, power-clean his rump off the ground, squat, then press and toss him into the air, all before delivering a mid-air superman punch then arm-wrestling him until the dinosaur in question taps out with his tiny frail little arms.
donald1
Senior Master
There are numerous stories of men defeating and killing African lions and North American mountain lions with a knife. Also I've read a few stories about men defeating bears with a knife. Stories of men defeating large predators with bare hands are much harder to come by.
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
I believe bears carrying knives should always be avoided.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger - Craig Benzine
Make no mistake, if a polar bear catches you he will eat you. Starting with your butt because that`s full of yummy fat. Polar bears in Spitzbergen even love to munch on snowmoblie seats because they smell of butts
A couple of years ago a British schoolboy was killed by a polar bear.
Eton schoolboy polar bear death Svalbard expedition leader gouged bear s eyes as it bit his head inquest hears - Home News - UK - The Independent
Cirdan
Senior Master
Yep that is the reason you are required by law to go armed up there (see my profile pic). Not sure I would dare to sleep in a tent in Svalbard, not without someone sitting guard at least. Even at cabin we stayed at there had been a polar bear ripping the door off it`s hinges and feasting on all the supplies. Happened the year before while the visitors were all out skiing or driving snowmobiles.
What it is like to be eaten by a polar bear:
Starving polar bear attacks BBC cameraman in pod in Arctic Norway Daily Mail Online
Well, Bears are godless killing machines and the #1 threat to America. That's just a well-known scientific fact.Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger - Craig Benzine
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